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every now and then, I think back to the tide pod craze….and I understand. those things look delicious. like a delicacy. I think I once saw it theorized that they appear tender and juicy, like an apple. to me they have the candor of a jolly rancher. someone should invest in the conception of An Edible Tide Pod.

#god speed #you have a million dollar idea on your hands #I await your experimental findings #saving toddlers

me when the good goop is put into my respective chambers

I know where you live

jigoku-tsuushin

every now and then, I think back to the tide pod craze….and I understand. those things look delicious. like a delicacy. I think I once saw it theorized that they appear tender and juicy, like an apple. to me they have the candor of a jolly rancher. someone should invest in the conception of An Edible Tide Pod.

#I like your thinking this would save many toddlers from suffering the hard candy fate #you could make like a gummy outside and inject the good goop into their respected chambers #that way it all remains mostly sealed and won’t be like too sticky being held #it’s all coming together

jigoku-tsuushin

every now and then, I think back to the tide pod craze….and I understand. those things look delicious. like a delicacy. I think I once saw it theorized that they appear tender and juicy, like an apple. to me they have the candor of a jolly rancher. someone should invest in the conception of An Edible Tide Pod.

#some sort of jolly rancher blown up in the way they do with balloons (has seen people do this)#and then someone get like jello or smth inside the blown rancher #or use jello the way they make those jelly cakes (?) and inject more jello into it to make it both squishy and fully edible #<- INSANE EXPERIMENT #I would unfortunately somehow cut the shit out of my mouth #because of the glass like shards of the jolly rancher #not my idea but I love nonetheless #I fear my insides would become a sugary garbage disposal

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the substance sisters

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when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

#THIS IS TRUE THIS IS TRUE #IF UOU CHANGE YOUR PFP I WILL NOT RECONIZE YOU #IM LIKE A CAT WHEN SOMEONE GOES ON HRT #I DONT READ USERNAMES

jigoku-tsuushin

so cringe that the only thing that’s going to pull me through this week is omega debt simulator productivity template. thank you @skulkzz

skulkzz

No problem

virtualplays

i love seeing my irl mutuals posts. cuz i know exactly when and where that happened

skulkzz

You scare me, also you do cheap shots hit me like a real Eldritch creature next time (pls don’t hit me im sensitive)

virtualplays

i’ll throw a chair at you instead 🫶🫶

skulkzz

This is animal abuse cause I got that dog in me

virtualplays

erm

skulkzz

Wait no I have two wolves in me and they are kissing

virtualplays

i can’t make that joke here

skulkzz

I have two unicorn cats and they are fighting to death

virtualplays

i love seeing my irl mutuals posts. cuz i know exactly when and where that happened

skulkzz

You scare me, also you do cheap shots hit me like a real Eldritch creature next time (pls don’t hit me im sensitive)

virtualplays

i’ll throw a chair at you instead 🫶🫶

skulkzz

This is animal abuse cause I got that dog in me

virtualplays

erm

skulkzz

Wait no I have two wolves in me and they are kissing

virtualplays

i love seeing my irl mutuals posts. cuz i know exactly when and where that happened

skulkzz

You scare me, also you do cheap shots hit me like a real Eldritch creature next time (pls don’t hit me im sensitive)

virtualplays

i’ll throw a chair at you instead 🫶🫶

skulkzz

This is animal abuse cause I got that dog in me

virtualplays

i love seeing my irl mutuals posts. cuz i know exactly when and where that happened

skulkzz

You scare me, also you do cheap shots hit me like a real Eldritch creature next time (pls don’t hit me im sensitive)

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