Skuttlebug

Because talking skeletons just aren't enough

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[cannibalchicken]

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

[mayothompson]

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

[twomothsholdinghands]

[kunosoura]

diet cola fan here. our world contains multitudes you cannot fathom

[serdunkthelunk]

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

[rule0frose]

This is mine. It's on turning red

[protoformx]

this comment on a transformers comic page has always killed me

[primeministerofantarctica]

the finding nemo page is really good too

[curlicuetruth]

adding some from the tags :3

[incorrectspquotes]

“I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. ‘Attempted murder,’ now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for. ‘Attempted chemistry?’”

— Vaurien Scapegrace, probably.

[incorrectspquotes]

I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

Fletcher Renn, probably.

[incorrectspquotes]

[Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Omen, Never and Xena are crammed into the Bentley] Skulduggery: What if I implement a no pets policy in this car? Never: Well, hell, man, you can't just throw Valkyrie out like that.

[incorrectspquotes]

Skulduggery: Go, Fletcher! And take Valkyrie and Tanith with you.

Fletcher: Yes, my fantasy threesome!

Fletcher: Of people saving the world together.

[hawkinslibrary]

Well, when the other dads were teaching their kids how to fish or play ball, my old man was teaching me how to hot-wire. Now, I swore to myself I wouldn’t wind up like he did, but now I’m wanted for murder, and soon, grand theft auto. So, uh, I’m really living up to that Munson name.

EDDIE MUNSON APPRECIATION WEEK Day One: favorite quote(s) or scene(s)

[incorrectspquotes]

China: How can someone be so offensive and yet so charming at the same time?

Skulduggery: It's an art form.

[incorrectspquotes]

Billy-Ray: I'm really starting to regret helping you. Tanith: Well, this is the opposite of help. Which no one asked you for anyway! Billy-Ray: That’s what makes it so noble!

[incorrectspquotes]

Valkyrie Cain: What are you doing?

Billy-Ray Sanguine: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

[adler-obsessed]

Eliza: I hate you!

China: I despise you!

Valkyrie(in her head): Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[incorrectspquotes]

Militsa: How much pizza have you eaten today?

Valkyrie: [lying in bed surrounded by pizza boxes] Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human being.

[winter-wise]

Lord Vile: It's not my fault that acts of service are my love language and the only thing I know how to do is kill.

[cowboylikeaugust]

fletcher: yeah, so my first girlfriend cheated on me with a vampire and turned out to be gay and my second girlfriend uh….stabbed me and killed my friends.

the monster hunters:

fletcher: it’s ok tho i’m totally over it

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

Ghastly: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Skulduggery: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Valkyrie, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Ghastly: You’re a bad influence.

Skulduggery: And you don’t know your sayings.