PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Game of Thrones Daily
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shark vs the universe
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occasionally subtle
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
@theartofmadeline
macklin celebrini has autism
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@skweakenn
I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
surely one more trinket will fix me
did it fix you
phenomenal new reaction image
I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public
Fag strong together. Don’t forget.
hydaelyn help
I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.
I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.
your wish has been granted
rest in peace king, hope it was worth it
me and my hobbit gf
Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire Gf: what about second breakfast? Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
every day this website tests my patience in new ways
stories where the past is a wound that refuses to heal
ok stories where the past is an itch you keep absentmindedly scratching and wonder why the burning is getting worse
all i’m saying is: the past is a bodily sensation
“I don’t think you can ever forget someone that once was the reason you smiled.”
— (via allysadiazz)
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
@noelle217
This is adorable
They just posted some more!
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And some more!
You forgot these!!!
I’m disappointed that these were left out
SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me
