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This blog is about pens. Don't let the content confuse you. Enjoy your stay!!

[madamspeaker]

[mamalazzer]

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

[azriona]

If this is faked, no one tell me.

[greencarnations]

it isn’t faked

[theoraelken]

Friendly reminder that Fresh Off The Boat had an actual polyamorous interracial relationship

[hyperactives]

Found this gem on Yik yak today.

[teamarket-gone]

re: racial preferences

- having a gender preference is not the same as having a racial preference. if you change words in a sentence, the meaning of the sentence changes! wow!

- if I say I am into men, that includes cis, trans, and nonbinary men. that is not homogenizing (unless you’re transphobic, but that’s another post). “I can’t date black people because of their ashy skin tone” is assuming that all black people have the same skin tone, and disregarding all of our vast differences because of the One Skin Tone black people apparently have. that’s homogenizing

- “I like asian guys” asia is a huge continent with so many ethnic groups that having a specific idea of what “asian” looks like is racist in a multitude of ways. i’m sure you’re going to count off the groups you know aka china, korea, and japan which is exactly what i’m talking about so just quit now

- “I’ve dated x men before and I just don’t like them” you haven’t dated, nor will you ever be able to date, so many members of a race that it’s a computable fraction of that race. the fact that you white girls date one black guy and think you know them is laughable, it’s racist, and there’s no logic in it whatsoever

- from skin tone to hair texture to eye color, any physical attribute you credit to why you can’t date an entire race assumes that every member of that race has those attributes, which just isn’t true but you don’t care because you’re racist

- “what about poc who don’t date white people?” becky, that’s not a preference that’s a survival tactic

[otpprompts]

Imagine Person A being held hostage by C unless B forks over the last slice of pizza they have.

[otpprompts]

Imagine that Person A of your OTP is extremely sensitive to being touched - they can’t even be poked without feeling nervous. Now imagine A’s parents’ reaction when they see B, A’s boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other, hug A. This should have made A pass out, but instead of this A becomes more relaxed than their parents can remember.

Bonus if A’s parents didn’t approve of B until that moment.

[otpprompts]

Imagine Person A of your OTP talking to Person C, and just as Person B walks into the room, Person A begins to brag about a time that they had apparently ‘fucked Person B so hard that they couldn’t walk’, which causes Person C to laugh out loud.

Person B’s reaction is up to you.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP arguing about what makes a sandwich good. Person A argues that a good sandwich has to have condiments on, especially mayonnaise, while Person B insists that meat makes a good sandwich. Bonus if Person C says tacos are better.

[otpprompts]

Imagine Person A is a busy single parent of a toddler and B often helps them out to babysit and housewatch. One day A invites B out to dinner together with the child as their token of gratitude for helping them out. During the dinner, A’s child loudly exclaims that A is in madly love with B, making B flustered and A extremely embarrassed. Intrigued, B asks A’s child how they know this information, to which they say that it’s because “A never shuts up talking about B all day.”

[fromchive]

holiday

[bitchevans]

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[skyeblogger-blog]

That feel when you're ready to go to sleep but you see some diet racism and some "men's rights" activism on facebook and you're too woke to sleep on that shit.

[jambandit]

/whispers daisyloveletters

[skyeblogger-blog]

nintendo 1995: hey kids, trade pokemon with your friends to catch em all!

nintendo 1999: hey kids, here

s some new pokemon and adventures to talk with your friends about!

nintendo 2002: kids, heres a bunch of secret bases you can use to their fullest by meeting with new people, and bunch of pokemon you can only get at events we'll host!

nintendo 2006: hey, look, even more bases and event pokemon!

nintendo 2009: HERE'S A LITERAL PEDOMOTER. TAKE A HINT.

nintendo 2010: WE ARE CUTTING OFF AREAS OF THE GAME IF YOU DONT MEET OTHER PEOPLE

nintendo 2013: WE HAVE CREATED AN ENTIRE NEW LAYER OF CUSTOMIZATION AND IN GAME REALITY SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SOCIALIZATION AND MEETING PEOPLE

nintendo 2015: FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST GO OUTSIDE ALREADY!!!!!

[svedone]

“bro”

“what bro”

“tell the whole world that we’re bros”

*whispers* “we’re bros”

“why’d you whisper bro?”

“because you’re my whole world bro”

“b r o”

[mooseman-draws]

[skyeblogger-blog]

mooseman-draws:

we’re stevonnie!