I Can't Even...

All my fandom needs

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[homunculus-argument]

Invite a friend to come over. Leave your front door unlocked, leave your phone on the table and climb out of your window. When they show up to your place, just sit quietly nearby and observe. See if they try the door. The door is unlocked. If they go in, wait a few minutes. Come home like normal. Act spooked that they're there. Demand to know what the fuck they're doing in your house. Act confused by their claim that you invited them, and point out that your phone was at home this whole time. They could have sent those messages to themselves from your phone to invite themselves over.

It's your word against theirs and you both have the same defense: nobody normal would do that for no reason.

[homunculus-argument]

Just after making this post I got a tumblr ad suggesting whether I've considered finding jesus.

[tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire]

Well. Have you?

[homunculus-argument]

It's his turn to search and I'm too good at hiding.

[httydrffth]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Jim Henson first Sketches of Oscar the Grouch

[nau-see]

my ideal form

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

little gremlin

[thanksgiving-isnt-ur-fav-holiday]

my barbenheimer

[katydoodles]

Give me a Plagg Squishmellow , like damn it know your demographic please.

[mysharona1987]

[geekgirles]

Marinette, who only felt a little woozy for like 0.2 seconds after wielding all miraculouses, seeing Monarch having a fucking stroke for doing the same thing:

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[bilf]

happy mothers day to all eldest daughters

[skyeswimmer15]

crash

[targent]

is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

I love that after watching Turning Red I can see exactly why incels and dudebros hate it so much because absolutely everything about it is such an unapologetically female and poc, specifically asian, experience that doesn't hold back

There was no sexualizing asians, unapologetic young female feelings and realities of growing up. Silly girls being girls. Hilarious loud and wild. Everything men would hate lol

[clawsoutspotsoff]

Ok but listen

So I saw a post that said (correctly) that it would be awful if Marinette gave Felix the Dog Miraculous while still thinking he was Adrien and I was like ok but the potential for shenanigans…

(Transcript below readmore. Story of the unbelievable stress this gave me coming soon.)

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[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[employee210]

Another day in the Office