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[skyhighbi]

Ba ba booey

[unicyclehippo]

rip to the huntrx fans when the how its done music video features a solid minute of video of them doing real martial arts. & then rip to doogle (demon hunter world google) algorithm bc suddenly everyone is doogling HUNTRX FIGHT??? HUNTRX CAN FIGHT?? CAN RUMI / MIRA / ZOEY FROM HUNTRX FIGHT?? DID HUNTRX MANKAE JUST DEATH SPIRAL RUMI LIVE ON CAM???? HOW MANY GUYS CAN I TAKE MEME BLANK

[unicyclehippo]

i do think that with the name & the branding n how it would help to explain random weirdness, huntr/x leans hard into the Branding of being "demon hunters". so the music videos are a toss up between being deeply personal (see golden) versus weirdass demon hunting stuff n they shoot a lot of their videos in the forest where rumi runs in golden & the stunt people are like. its the weirdest coolest job ever. we explained this bow & arrow stunt to rumi once & she nodded, picked up the bow & shot the target from 70ft. & they have ZERO fear jumping off things like zoey flung herself off a ledge onto the crash pads & giggled the whole time. the insurance guys cant come to set ever tehy get so sweaty & nervous & they have to sit down & crunch numbers to calm down

[unicyclehippo]

they also obviously do a lot of city scenes for their demon hunting & im just imagining them decked out in "armour" like their golden era pauldrons n stuff & pausing for a break & theres a small crowd of fans watching from behind these balustrades to keep them back while they're filming in a gross alley & workaholic rumi always wanders over when theyre on a break or doing a reset & greets people & she's always sooo nice & signs a lot of stuff & is so apologetic when they only have a few minutes or so to talk between takes. but there are fans who come back when its a multiday shoot & rumi remembers their names once she sees them a second time & once she remembered their name at a fan signing like Months later & the fan fully burst into tears theyre like YOU REMEMBER ME? & rumis like OH NO IM SO SORRY PLEASE DONT CRY OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU, YOU BROUGHT ME THAT FIGURINE YOU MADE RIGHT?? n the fanis like. sniffling theyre like YEAH i designed n 3d printed it, it has your braid! & rumis like I LOVED IT!! its on my shelf at home, see? & quickly finds a photo of it on her shelf & the fan starts crying again

[unicyclehippo]

rumi loves her stunt double she thinks she's the coolest person in the world & they're almost dopplegangers shes like . oh im sorry to make this depressing but when she looks at her double shes like. if only i could be like her (free, beautiful, brave). n her double is maybe a few years older than her & she loves to go shopping w rumi shes always like you would look hot in this. i know because i look hot in this. & rumis Always like ah. i cannot. but then her patterns get revealed & she calls her double up & shes like UNNIE CAN WE GO SHOPPING NOW & her stuntie is like YES FINALLY YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[unicyclehippo]

ok they have this big push before one of their video releases where they’re like we had so much fun making this video & a huge shout out to our stunt doubles who are AMAZINGGGG & they do a series of little behidn the scenes videos of huntr/x versus stunties games like silly ones like three legged races & exercise ones like who can do the most push ups in 30 seconds & then they get REALLY competitive about keep the balloon off the floor & mira watches rumi & zoey get way too into it & she’s like. for the good of the honmoon & our secrets I must end this. & pops the balloon. rumi screams before she knows what she’s doing she’s like YOU KILLED HER. zoey starts crying. mira looks at the camera person like. they were going to break bones soon. I did what I had to do. nod if you understand. & the camera shakily “nods” up & down

[unicyclehippo]

the fans figure out exactly where the keep the balloon off the floor competition happened & build a shrine for the balloon 🎈 & when rumi & zoey find out they sneak away to visit it & leave flowers at the shrine & take photos in front of it & caption it w like. we will never forget you & the joy you brought to our lives. revenge will be swift 🐢 🔪 💜 🔪 & that’s the day the prank war begins. rip mira

[unicyclehippo]

in the wake of the IDOLs I think zoey starts another prank war because a) it helps squash any rumours that huntrx is breaking up & b) it helps take Rumi from sulking in her bedroom n being like blegh im scary im a demon and a monster blegh and turns her into oh ill fucking end your life right here and now zoey you put GLITTER in my CONDITIONER? I have SEVEN MILES OF GLITTER HAIR NOW YOURE DEAD

& most of the prank war is captured on like. Zoeys extremely blurry go pros (one dedicated YouTuber is like. if I did the maths right, she’s running 60km per hour…) as she shrieks n rumi catapults herself over the railing to bounce off the couch cushions & tackle her to the ground

& then there’s another contingent I think the fans divide themselves into like. oh they gotta have some kinda warrior name for it like. queens guard for rumi, death dancers (?) for Mira, turtle tanks for zoey.

anyway the fans follow all three of them but they make a game of like not “cross contaminating” the prank streams like they won’t give spoilers to zoey on stuff Rumi or Mira have planned or set up on their streams. but it’s just a lot of silly whimsy n also all the fans are like 😭 they really love each other bc Mira is like musing on pranks n she’s like obviously the point of a prank is that the other person likes it & chat is like. Um! What about when u hunted zoey through the park the other night. & miras like. Beatific smile. Great question! She loved that. but yeah miras like ok the pranks can’t involve anything that Zoey would be sad if it got ruined which honestly means bedrooms are out of the question, the studio as well, and NO WAY any of her notebooks take collateral damage. ok yknow what would really make her laugh?

& then Zoeys stream the next day or whatever is just her Howling with laughter bc her like ten thousand pairs of Cool Sneakers have all been replaced with doll shoes. like dollhouse doll shoes teeny tiny perfect replicas. n at one point she’s just. Weeping soundlessly she’s laughing so hard she’s like I’m gonna throw up

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[theplaguebeast]

Growing up we called it Fend For Yourself Night and it was when The Children (myself and siblings) were set loose upon the fridge full of random bits of leftovers and the cupboard full of random abandoned soups and things from Changed My Mind dinners.

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[should-be-sleeping]

Moon Day Monday!

[thesophistiicate]

if you want to experience life more deeply you have to find more beauty. stop training yourself to dismiss, to mock, to assume the worst all the time — when you do this you build walls between yourself and the world. and after a while you stop feeling the warmth of it entirely.

beauty requires openness. it asks you to let things reach you, to soften enough to be moved. it’s not naive to see beauty everywhere—it’s a skill, a form of intelligence, a kind of quiet bravery. because it is so much easier to critique than to create, to detach than to engage, to dismiss than to love.

let yourself be affected. let yourself find things beautiful and let that be enough. life is not asking you to be cool, sitting on the sidelines and nitpicking everything. it’s asking you to see life and experience it fully.

[grgie]

i can understand changing elements of a story for an adaption (and im a big advocate for this! no adaptation can or should ever strive to be completely faithful to its source material) however. cutting the nobody part from the odyssey is a huge indicator that you have fundamentally misunderstood odysseus as a character i fear

[scattergoriesofevil]

[nobodyfamousposts]

How dare you hide these in tags?

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[fictionadventurer]

One major mistake people make when looking at Snow White is assuming that they were trying to create a Disney Princess role model for little girls to emulate, when actually they were just trying their darndest to create an animated character that audiences would care about.

When we see pure and innocent Snow White being mistreated by her stepmother and later driven into exile, it's supposed to activate parental instincts that make us want to protect her. It shouldn't matter if she doesn't do anything to save herself, because she shouldn't have to. We're supposed to feel the injustice of it, feel sad and angry that she's treated this way, fear that she's going to come to harm. We're not supposed to want to be her, we're supposed to love her, and want to see her get the love she deserves, so we remain invested for the entire runtime of this 80-minute cartoon that they're afraid audiences won't sit through. That's what mattered to the story while they were making it, so applying Disney Princess expectations is ridiculous.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[shrugsinchinese]

Day after substitute teacher. Theremin out. We’re cooked

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[hyperlexichypatia]

People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.

You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.

You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.

You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.

You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.

And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.

[oneheadtoanother]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[aka-blaa]

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

[phantomrose96]

Official addition to this post.

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐