just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.
Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic
I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account
It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"
i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else
ilove homosexuals i love bisexuals i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool
your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.
Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you
There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over
Wanderingclan cats have pullcarts? That's awesome!
I suppose I'm wondering if the pullcart designs could be adapted as a mobility device for paralyzed cats, akin to 'wheelchair' designs for IRL cats and dogs. I know if I had Wanderingclan visit my Clans, CloverClan would be working on adapting the cart designs for their two current paralyzed members!
little lore dump on wanderingclan pullcarts!! anyone is allowed to adapt off these further if yall have ideas!
Genuinely distressing how every website has become captured by 4chan/reddit/kiwifarms internet culture and now every other web trend is neo-phrenology slur festivals.
Today is draw a terrible comic day, unfortunately this turned out pretty good
true story by the way
TRANS GIRL IN NEED OF URGENT SURGERY!!!
Our last post isn't helping
There's so much shit happening but I'll try to be brief.
I'm trans nonbinary, I have two trans kids and my youngest daughter is trans, we've been facing transphobic attacks from my father-in-law which has made our housing situation unsafe.
Aside from that she had a surgery last year but turns out the diagnosis was wrong and the problem is back and worse, she needs another surgery URGENTLY!!! She is in a lot of pain and at risk of urinary, kidney and bladder infections. She is a literal child btw!!!
I can provide proof with the doctor prescriptions and the surgery papers once we can pay it of course.
We had to find a trans friendly urologist for her safety but it is very VERY expensive :C
We're dealing with unemployment, a house full of mold and rust in the water while fighting with our chronic illnesses and disabling pain while caring for my elderly in-laws and our kids.
My friend and mutual is offering commissions to help us raise funds for the surgery, check it out!!!
PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!!!
$210/$3,500
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**will edit later when im a bit more rested and in less pain
*Updated on July 23rd
We got no water supplied today either, we haven't been able to take a shower, we're running out of food but we don't want to touch the funds for the surgery, we're trying to find a cheaper option and to top it all off my in-laws are getting passive aggressive towards me, again.
Apparently im the root of all evil.
honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase
the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings
the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs
the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs
the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response
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09/04/2026 • every time @softinvasions writes a villanelle about how sonnets suck i write another suckful sonnet*. metrical malpractice!
*sonnets do not even have to have 14 lines if you are pure of heart and sonnetpilled enough
MOON 42 Part Three FIRST LAST NEXT
I love these three so much, can't wait to show you guys more of them as they grow.
Hey, eat your pills and also some food (if you have food). Nutritious stuff is best, of course, but do what you can.
Drink some water.
Move your body around some if you are able. (Don’t overdo it.)
Think of at least three things you like about yourself. They don’t have to be big things.
If you can get out under that bright shiny ball of fire in the sky for a bit without fucking yourself up, try and do that for a little bit.
That shit you keep meaning to do? Appointments, shopping, whatever? Try to get through at least one step of it. You’ll feel like a fucking superhero.
Reward yourself by doing something that makes you happy. If nothing can make you happy today, try something that USUALLY makes you happy. Watch a Star War or meme something or whatever normally gets your rocks off.
Counting your own breaths while imagining yourself in the most peaceful fucking place you can think of is a great way to calm down if you’re able to focus enough to do so.
Is your mood shitty? I’m sorry to hear that, friend, and I hope you feel better soon, but that’s no excuse to be shitty to other people, dig? If you’re shitty to someone who didn’t deserve it, fucking apologize. Mental illness might be the reason you went off, but it’s not an excuse.
If you didn’t/couldn’t do some or any of the above today, there’s always tomorrow.
However much things might suck right now, THIS MOMENT IS NOT FOREVER.
Friendly reminder that I believe in you.
Rock this world, and make it tremble with your passing.
If you can’t bring yourself to care for yourself for your own sake, then remember that space mom Carrie Fisher would want you to. You’re worth it, but it doesn’t always feel that way, so if the only way you can motivate yourself is to think of how things affect your pets or loved ones or whatever, hey, that’s a valid tool in your kit. Use it if you need it.
Also, try to get wharever rest you need.
"constant sexualisation rooted in blatant refusal to acknowledge asexual characters' identities is bad and acephobic" and "making the broad assumption that all ace characters are and will always be sexless forever virgins and experiencing sexuality in any capacity makes them less ace is bad and acephobic" are two statements that can coexist and the solution to both of these problems is actually consuming the text with your eyes and ears open and maybe assuming better faith in people instead of thinking that everyone who likes something that you don't is involved in some anti-asexual or anti-sex psyop
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
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your majesty what is upppp