Mage Party Central

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[cosmicbumfights]

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

[messiambrandybuck]

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

[beenovel]

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

[beenovel]

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

[beenovel]

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

[blueberryrock]

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

[beenovel]

WHAT

[messiambrandybuck]

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

[hachama]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

[kreftropod]

For those curious, they're called "Blaschko's lines", or "Lines of Blaschko". Go look them up, it's interesting stuff :D

[onion-souls]

The Welsh: here’s our ancient king, Arthur, the unifier of the Britons, a mighty warlord, the Red Ravager, reaver of the underworld, slayer of giants, and repeller of Rome!

The English: cool, he’s England’s Greatest King

The Irish: and a cowardly cattle-thief

The French: and a cuck!

[rex-vandalorvm]

The Japanese:

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[gojira-ekkusu]

[renxamamiya]

“Do you remember how every one of your dreams was granted in my reality? Not a single person is in pain here! Everyone is happy… Why would you deny them that opportunity?”

[raeazure]

[scribefindegil]

an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are

[scribefindegil]

“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk  *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I aspire to this level of Extra

[shinosarna]

“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”

“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”

[iwontmiss]

Rise’s second chapter in ultimax is the funniest shit, like imagine you’re Fuuka, you’re tied to a cross and your friend just got their ass kicked bu their shadow, someone come to help AND ITS THE OTHER NAVI and said Navi can all of a sudden kick ass, and your natural instincts of a Navi kick in, so you’re just tied there like

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[brainbubblegum]

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

[skodasforge]

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

[skodasforge]

[ownerofidaho]

this post just gets worse every time i see it.

[gravityrushcentral]

Check out these amazing 3D Gravity Rush-themed renders by Jesseter W! It really captures the steampunk world of Hekseville very well, rendering it in a more realistic yet still otherworldly style.

More renders can be found on Jesseter W’s Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/jesseterw/

As always, these were reposted with the artist’s permission.

[shittytokudetails]

in choriki sentai ohranger (1995-1996) there’s a direct reference to the out of touch thursday, I only needed to edit the song in

[shittytokudetails]

This post resurrects every thursday without fail

[incorrectsymphogear-blog]

“Like Master always says: when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.”

— Hibiki

[catchymemes]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[imakuni]

obtaining roms

script that lets you download from emuparadise

edge emulation

the eye

softmodding and loading roms on some popular consoles

Switch

Wii

3DS, Vita, Wii U

PS2

PSP

recommended emulators and emulation guides:

Emulation General Wiki

games are great. go play some games.

[silvallyfuuuk]

To those who don't want to use a script, I suggest using Vimm's Lair! Remember to save and backup everything you download, just in case!

[sailorfailures]