The Prank (Fluff/SFW)
So this is my first oneshot from my oneshot google doc that I have going on right now. I thought Kuroo Tetsuro would be an "Old Reliable" for this because, well, who doesn't like Kuroo? He's why you guys are here reading this, right? So to start off we got Kuroo and the MC in their teenage years with Kuroo as captain of the Nekoma team and MC is one of the managers for Karasuno.
Word Count: 1173
Ok, here we go. I hope you enjoy!
The feeling of someone nudging me wakes me up from a deep slumber. At first I try to shoo the hand away but they grab it instead. I open my eyes and, with my other hand, rub away the sleep as they adjust to the darkness before seeing a black haired man above me. “Kuro-” he clamps a hand over my mouth to silence me before glaring at me, putting a finger over his lips before waving for me to follow him. He gets up to tiptoe out of the room, making sure not to disturb any of the other girls as I get out of my sleeping bag and silently follow.
Once we’re out of the classroom I slap his arm 5 times over. “What’re you doing?? Do you have any idea how much trouble you could get in if you were caught in there?” I whispered loudly at him as he raised his arms in defence to my slaps.
“Yeah, believe me, I know!” he whispered back with a glare, before a wicked grin split across his face. “But I have a plan for a prank… you want in?” I roll my eyes and cross my arms over my chest in exasperation.
“...Who’s the target?”
“Bokuto”
“Count me in”
Kuroo grins at my immediate agreement before grabbing my hand as we bolt down the hallway, me quietly giggling to myself as he leads me to the classroom that Fukurodani was occupying.
Kuroo opened the door a crack to check to make sure everyone was sleeping as I put my socks on. “Why do I have to be the one to go in there? I’ll get in so much trouble if it’s me”
“We’ll just come clean if you get caught. And because you’re lighter than me and those socks will make you quieter. Besides, He’s really close, he's the second away from the door” Kuroo whispered before opening the door for me to slip in begrudgingly. My heart began pounding in my ears, but my fear quickly dissipated when I had to cover my own ears. How do guys sleep when some of them are snoring that loudly? I quietly tiptoed over to Bokuto, but instead of going to him, I grabbed the backpack that he uses for his toiletries and quietly tiptoed out.
Kuroo opens the door for me again, practically giddy when he sees I got the bag. “This is gonna be so friggin good” he says as I snicker, handing him the bag. “Ok, let’s go” we walk down the flight of stairs to the main floor of the host school, hiding around the corner of the staircase. We open the bag and our eyes widen. “Woah” Kuroo whistles.
“I don't even have that many cosmetic products. And this is some high quality stuff!” I whisper as I pull out a bottle of hair gel.
“Ok, ok, nevermind that! Now-” Kuroo pulls out the smallest roll of cling wrap I’ve ever seen with an evil smirk. “Let’s get to work.”
It’s the morning after me and Kuroo hatched our plan for the prank against Bokuto. All the school’s that were participating in the summer training camp were all gathered in the cafeteria as breakfast was served. I covered up a yawn with my hand and stretched my other arm up. “Someone looks tired,” Tanaka said in a teasing tone, noticing my yawn.
I rolled my eyes and brushed it off with “I just didn’t sleep very well last night, my air mattress isn’t as good as I remember” while I filled a paper cup with coffee.
“Oh reallyyyy? The mattress was keeping you up?”
“Then how come the Nekoma captain seems just as tired as you are?” Tanaka continued to tease as Nishinoya chimed in on the other side of me. I looked over to Kuroo and he, too, was covering up a yawn with his hand. It looked like his teammate noticed too because he said the same thing as Tanaka. Kuroo looked over to him, seeing me look at him and shot me a wink. I turned my head away just as a blush was creeping up to my cheeks and both Tanaka and Nishinoya whistled. “Oh, shut up!” I snarled playfully as I walked away from the two boys who began dying of laughter. I brought my plate over to the baked goods just as Kuroo was also getting there.
“Those guys giving you a hard time?” Kuroo asked, nudging my shoulder to make me smile.
“No, they’re just being morons” I said as I took a sip from my coffee as the cafeteria doors burst open with a loud bang, making me almost drop my coffee.
“ALRIGHT! Who did it???” Bokuto yelled in the cafeteria upon entry, exasperated.
“Who did what?” Akaashi asked, already annoyed with Bokuto’s antics as the silver and black haired teen held up what looked to be a giant wad of plastic.
“Who decided it would be so fricken funny to wrap ALL of my bottles and toiletries in CLING WRAP??” Bokuto shrieked before turning his backpack upside down, dumping out bottle after bottle wrapped in an ungodly amount of plastic wrap. Me and Kuroo tried to compose ourselves but ultimately started giggling uncontrollably with our backs to Bokuto. He must’ve heard us because the next thing that he shouted was, “YOU TWO!”
We both looked behind us as Bokuto charged right at us, but living up to their name at Nekuma, Kuroo was faster as he grabbed my wrist. “Run!” he yelled out as we started sprinting out of the cafeteria with Bokuto not far behind us as a chorus of boisterous laughter rang out from the cafeteria.
Kuroo led me down the stairs as I squealed with laughter before we turned to the corner at the bottom that we hid last night to hide from Bokuto. Kuroo pulled me into his lap as we sat down and placed a hand over my mouth while I placed my hands over his to quiet ourselves as Bokuto raced down the hallway. Once he was far enough away, Kuroo and I burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter, unintentionally wrapping our arms around each other as we swayed.
“The look on his face and the way he screeched” I said as Kuroo howled in laughter, tears welling in my eyes from how hard I was laughing. After a while we both calmed down until our laughter became giggles and we looked at each other with heavy breaths and red faces.
Next thing I know, Kuroo pulls me into a kiss just as I was leaning to kiss him. The sounds of our lips disconnecting and meeting all over again became music to my ears as I hummed in appreciation. Enjoying the kiss as Kuroo wrapped one arm around my neck, keeping me there as I cupped his face with my hands. We pulled away and he leaned his forehead to mine with heavy breaths and stupid smiles. “Alright partner…What’s our next prank?”
