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hyunjin: you just don’t believe in knocking do you? what you want now?
jisung: our hands have fingertips. but our toes don’t have toetips. but we still can tiptoe.
hyunjin: :0
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jisung: *breaks into the room*
hyunjin: you just don’t believe in knocking do you? what you want now?
jisung: our hands have fingertips. but our toes don’t have toetips. but we still can tiptoe.
hyunjin: :0
minho: hey dipshit, i happen to have this extra movie ticket and i have nobody to give it to. take it so you can go with me
jisung: are you asking me out?
minho: no, i’m giving you a free opportunity to go to the movies with me
jisung: so... a date then?
minho: just take the fucking ticket
felix: *rolls down the window* what seems to be the problem, officer?
cop: get the fuck out of my car
chan: *making hellevator*
jyp: the pitch is too high, lower it
chan: ok boomer *doesn’t lower it*
also chan: *makes district 9 even higher*
minho: out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. i do at least 463 eye rolls per day.
jisung: hyunjin’s mad at me and I’m not sure why
changbin: were you talking before he got upset?
jisung: yes
changbin: that’s probably it
jeongin: you’re giving me a sticker.
minho: not just any sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow!”
jeongin: I’m not a preschooler.
minho: *shrugs* fine, I’ll take it back.
jeongin: i earned this. back off.
seungmin: i am not a clean freak
felix: bro it smells like a can of febreeze committed suicide in your room
woojin: isn’t it a little too hot out for a leather jacket?
chan: [sweating] but i look dope
woojin: no, you look sick—
chan: [sweating more] sick as hell, i know
jeongin: hey chan, can i ride you?
chan: *chokes* e-excuse me what?!
jeongin: i asked if i could ride you. i’ve ridden seungmin before, it’s fun!
chan: wh-wAIT WHAT?!
jeongin: yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house.
chan: ...you mean a piggyback ride???
jeongin: oh that’s what it’s called?
chan: YES THATS WHAT ITS CALLED-
jisung: [throwing rocks at minho’s window]
minho: [yelling] what the hell are you doing??
jisung: i wanted to see you
minho: why didn’t you just use your phone?
[loud bang]
minho: ....I meant to call me, not to THROW your FUCKING phone at my—
jisung: ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
person working: what?
chan: ignore him
hyunjin: i can’t express how much i hate fucking bees
jisung: then stop fucking bees??? it’s really a simple solution
hyunjin: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
felix: not after bee movie we don’t
WOOJIN FUCKING LEFT AND I DONT WANNA BELIVE THIS NOOO PLEASE THIS HAS TO BE JOKE PLEASE SAY SIKE PLEASEW IS HE OK?? IS WOOJIN OK?? IM FREAKING OUT? IM CRYINH IM SHAKING MY HEART IS BROKEN
woojin: so what are you thinking?
jisung: you know how minho is cute but he can look so badass? like he’s going to hurt people? kind of like a sexy cactus
woojin: i meant for dinner, jisung
jeongin: when i was born i was given a choice, to be overwhelmingly cute or to have a great memory
hyunjin: which one did you choose?
jeongin: i can’t really remember
jisung: did you dream about me? :)
minho: yes it was a nightmare