“You can’t solve your problems by hiding in bed all day.”
“Okay, but first, kiss me.”
“This is going to sound cheesy but… I love when you’re half asleep and talking nonsense.”
“You know who I’m hot for?”
“I know when you’re lying.” “Yeah, how’s that?”
“I don’t like to be tickled.”
“I forgot to mention that I’m… I’m completely in love with you.”
“What are you doing in here?”
“I’m sorry. I can’t help but stare.”
“I can’t sleep when you’re not beside me.”
“Will you make me coffee?” “What do I get if I do?”
“Do you love her/him?” “Yes.”
“Just go along with it, please”
“I promise I will never let anything bad happen to you.”
“God, stop doing that.” “Doing what?”
“I don’t trust myself around you.”
“Do you still love me?” “I don’t know anymore.”
“Please get over me, we can’t get back together.” “How can I get over you when you’re my entire world?
“I don’t think I can do this anymore, I know I told you it was enough but it isn’t.”
“I don’t know why you get so jealous when I tell you everyday that I love you.” “I’m just scared that one day you’ll see how much better you are than me and leave me.”
“I’m so goddamn in love with you.”
“Are you leaving me?” “Do you want me to leave you?”
“Are you trying to seduce me?”
“That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him jealous.”
“It wasn’t supposed to happen this way”
“I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to be me before”
“Spin the bottle is such a cliché. I’m in”
“You’ve never seen Harry Potter”
“Can we just lie here for a moment”
“We have to stop running in to each other like this”
“I know it’s 2am but can we meet up”
“I don’t know how we ended up sleeping together, but I know I’m mad about it”
“Whatever you do, just don’t tell anyone”
“I don’t come here often, it brings back unwanted memories”
“They told me I’d forget about you; that I’d move on but it’s been three years and here I am”
“I’ve waited to so long for this moment, but now it’s here and I don’t know how to feel”
“You can’t just say that and disappear!”
“I don’t want to be your partner either, but we have to get this assignment done.”
“I’ve never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”
“It’s your fault and I don’t think this is something you can fix.”
“This isn’t easy for me either”
“I would never do this to you if I didn’t have to. You know that right?”
“Can you at least promise me that” “I don’t think I can, not this time”
“I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like that”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard you want me to hit you”
“I’d be scared if I were you”
“You can’t go in there alone”
“You didn’t go through my photos did you?”
“I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more”
“I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again”
“Fuck you” “Not with that attitude”
“You know my house has a door?” You don’t always have to use the window”
“The truth is, my friends dared me to ask you out, but I’m really glad they did”
“I didn’t realise it meant so much to you”
“I wish I was sorry, but I don’t regret any of it”
“I could lie here with you forever. I wish I didn’t have to leave”
“Everything’s changing an I hate it” I liked the way things were”
“You look so incredible, if that didn’t look so good on you I’d properly tear it off”
“Do you think they notice we left?”
“The funny thing is, you could have fixed this and you didn’t even try”
“Are you staring at me or are you staring past me”
“If you were a guy/girl would you go out with me?” “I am a guy/girl”
“Can we tell my parents that I’m at your house, just in case they get suspicious”
“It’s just a blind date! What’s the worst that could happen?” “I could literally die”
“I had a really weird sex dream about you and I’m not sure how I feel about it, honestly.”
“All I know is that if you don’t tell me to stop I’m going to kiss you.”
“I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
Also this isn’t mine so credit to the original owner.