It Ain’t Rocket Surgery

You should know better than to give out or expect personal info online. Mind your head on the way in.

[brehaaorgana]

you are not immune to propaganda but also some of y'all literally do not know the definition of propaganda

[shubbabang]

[maniakminis]

So those new Blood Angels

[blackbirdcreek]

Wow never thought I'd get to the age where hot takes from young people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about are annoying as fuck. Young people stop projecting their bullshit onto everyone else challenge: impossible!

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[afurioushawk]

White House breaks from precedent by not releasing Trump’s medical report | CNN Politics

The White House has yet to release any results from President Donald Trump’s most recent physical exam, a break from its own past practice t

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[slamburger]

Only punctuation.

[monaddecepticon]

Black pants legion: very many sorry for being so late (better schedule than some tv shows) with the next episode but in the meantime please gracefully accept this shitty video we quickly slapped together. And the little video is..

Production value out the wazoo

As long as the full length videos on most yt channels

fully animated

flavor text all over it

Has a fully (professionally) written pdf manual sometimes in the background

Incredible art.

Text on screen is comperable amount to the script

You guys are fucking crazy and I'm here for it

[finitoland]

[loveridden1999]

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

[spiceyourdongers]

Sorry no consistent theme here we're blogging minute to minute second to second even. The situation is dynamic

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[slamburger]

you're such a piece of trash. kill yourself, nobody likes you.

You gotta do better than that. “Kill yourself” is so overdone. Put a little effort in, come up with something creative.

[agirlinsearchof]

How do you pronounce Char Aznable's first name?

Char

Shar

See results

Voting ended onMay 29

This came about from talking Gundam with my dad (in which we both pronounce it Char, like what happens when you burn things), but watching the Japanese version (in which the characters pronounce it Shar).

[slamburger]

One thing I’ve noticed as I’ve been showing my dad the various Gundam series was that initially he pronounced things as they’re spelled (GM as Gee-Em, for example) but over time he’s started pronouncing it like they do in the show (GM as Gym). It’s kind of a neat linguistics thing.