my ears go slamp !

she/her, 19

[slampears]

pinned post !!

im april (🍏)

welcome to the reblog zone >:) ive never had an original thought

BEWARE !!!! scary things like KINKS may lurk here !!!!! BEWAREEEEE bewarreeeeeee

always feel free to dm me forever !!

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[laurawful]

I just think it would be very interesting to hypnotize a couple of girls and provide them with appropriate direction such that one of them becomes docile and compliant, and the only sound she can make is the phrase "i love You", directed at Me, and can only look at Me, eyes locked with Mine.

Meanwhile her partner can only stand or kneel off to the side and watch. Incapable of moving or making noise or even closing her eyes, so she has to watch Me play with her girlfriend like a doll while she's totally focused on Me, telling Me over and over that she loves Me.

I'd throw in a suggestion for the watcher that every time her girlfriend says "i love You" to Me it turns her on a little bit more. I want her squirming against the stillness suggestions and sort of hating herself for how good it feels to helplessly watch.

[delmondo]

we have poop school tomorrow

[h4lfsleeper]

its not funny

[delmondo]

sorry

[important-cat-pics]

[bimmyjimmy]

he hates taking pictures with me

[gondorrevealparty]

me: [losing at poker] can I have a "do-over"

casino guy: no, there's no do-overs. that's not how it ever works.

me: aww man... even if I didn't know the rules? I wouldn't have played that if I knew she had the good cards

impossibly beautiful stranger: [taking all my chips] you simply fell for a bluff... perhaps a vulnerability to my charms? many men have that weakness.

me: I see... so it's a multiplayer game with "hidden information" and "social deduction" elements. I'm a girl by the way.

casino guy: would you like to buy more chips.... miss?

me: oh so now I can have a do-over. but that was all my money. can I watch an ad or something?

casino guy [now obviously AI generated]: no! Kingshot has no ads! it's the free game where only skill matters!

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[parksrway]

fuck my life I hope no one saw that

[finns-gifs]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

romance GOD saturday.... the GOD of saturday romance........

(fox character belongs to @jaqknife !!! thank you again for letting me use your many-a-tail lady!!! ohoho)

[dykesis]

just woke up from a dream where coraline got a sequel miniseries after all this time and in it you get to see coraline get held down and kissed by other mother while her mom is forced to watch and i woke up in a cold sweat only to find out there is no such series . sobbing crying shaking

[ijwt-art]

All tuckered out

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

[noelle-ism]

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

an old scoundrel took her post to a repair shop.

repairer: nothing is wrong.

old scoundrel with tears in her eyes said:

"then why don't my grandchildren ever like+rebloger it?"

[laurawful]

oh yeah so the reason you feel like that is because I spiked your drink last night and did experimental brain surgery on you. it was a complete success, there's a little part of Me in there now.

yeah its why you don't feel anything other than bliss and contentment at that revelation, even though you know that's "horrifying" and "unethical" and "medically impossible". but its also why you're not worried about any of that and you're hopelessly in love with Me. and looking forward to the rest of your life as My obedient pet.

now say thank You. good thrall.