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[birdandmoon]

What critters are common in your neighborhood, but really exciting to visitors?

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[slayfrosty]

I used to live in an area with a lot of feral dogs, which is definitely something a lot of people are NOT used to if they live in basically any urban area where there are, y'know, animal control programs and stuff. But I saw SO MANY tourists feeding them and petting them, and odds were always good that they'd just go "You? You're mine now" and drive off with them. If you actually lived there for any length of time, there is no way you'd leave without adopting a street stray. Which always makes the inevitable "So... what kinda dog is that?" conversations with strangers interesting later. :P

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[adobe-outdesign]

You have been isekai'd into the Pokemon world. Spin the wheel to decide what region you end up in

https://wheelofnames.com/xps-hdt

How do you feel about your region?

Wouldn't have it any other way

Not my favorite, but a nice area

Could be worse, I guess?

Eh...

I'm moving immediately

I have no idea where I am

[See results button]

Voting ended onApr 12

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

[tyrantisterror]

This would fix me

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

[tyrantisterror]

This would fix me

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[slayfrosty]

✨🎶🦓🐐🐘 Welcome to the sparkle zoo

[ase-makes-polls]

Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*

*Not limited to mammals

Thoughts?

Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!

Not the best, but still really good!

It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.

I have no opinion one way or the other.

It's not great. I really don't care for it.

This sucks! I demand a respin!

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Voting ended onMar 10

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Under my leadership, every cooking show will use Are You Ready For The Sex Girls as its soundtrack

[musicmoreweirdthangood]

“We want a Sparks song for our new movie soundtrack!” “We’ve got Sparks at home!” The Sparks at home:

Gleaming Spires, 1989: “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls”

[slayfrosty]

HE DIDN'T PRICK THE BOTTOM OF HIS PIE CRUST AND IT'S MAKING ME FRICKIN' CRAZY

[lookcaitlin]

[70sscifiart]

Don Dyen, 1982

[slayfrosty]

If thou hidest thy formulae 'neath a tome on thy witchhood apprenticeship to a lord's own alchemist, a pox upon thy head.

[sixthrock]

lapras and typhlosion for literally no reason

[quirky-vg]

From: Kandume Monsters (aka Lil' Monster)

[slayfrosty]

Lil' Monster series my beloved

[awd-eheroes]

[busyrobothands-deactivated20190]

I cried.

[nyehtish]

Fuck me lmfao

[the-pun-factory-blog]

I’m sobbing What the heck.

[anothersmileytrashbag-deactivat]

I’m bad, and that’s good.  I will never be good, and that’s not bad.  There’s no one I’d rather be then me. 

[puphoods]

this thing is a rodent

[slayfrosty]

He looks like the living incarnation of hold music

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[slayfrosty]

You really can’t go wrong with a simple hand mixer. You want your cookie dough mixed in a snap? You want stiff peaks in egg whites? You want fluffy frosting? Brudda, it’s got you COVERED! 

[sixthrock]

dubious fucking Creature found at a flea market today. of course I had to buy it

Thang

[slayfrosty]

Most of the versions of these I’ve seen have horrifying eye LEDs so, uh, props to the bootleggers (I guess?) for doing something actually kinda sensible with the obligatory Bootleg Toy LEDs.