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Hey all. I'm just a dude that posts things. I try not to post too much stuff that isn't funny, but if i feel like something needs to be said, I like to think that i will say it. Feel free to ask me anything if you want my opinion on something. Have fun and love people.

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[theonion]

Tips For LGBTQ+ Travelers

June is time for Pride and time for travel. The Onion shares tips for helping LGBTQ+ Americans stay safe while traveling this summer. 

[thememedaddy]

[muaddibstyleguide]

This is currently doing numbers on the hell site.

[lakemojave]

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

[extrafabulouscomics]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[villainpencils]

Diana please

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[gnusnoteunuchs]

it's weird how whenever a neighbor's smoke alarm goes off it's because they're a talentless hack who can't cook, but when mine goes off it's because my culinary craft is being hamstrung by a draconian smoke detector that is far too sensitive for its own good

[theonion]

Saying it would be a great opportunity for some sunshine and fresh air, members of the Ostby family reportedly came to the conclusion Friday that their grandfather, Earl Ostby, might enjoy going outside and watching the worst Little League baseball game imaginable. “We just thought he’d get a kick out of seeing six innings of the most god-awful baseball ever played,” said daughter-in-law Danielle Ostby, adding that the 83-year-old would probably love viewing a bunch of uncoordinated second-graders repeatedly fuck up routine throws to first base.

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[zooophagous]

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[theonion]

Shrugging off the notion that it required any special talent or discipline to become the youngest player in history to complete the career Grand Slam, 22-year-old tennis superstar Carlos Alcaraz credited his massive success in the sport Tuesday to the fact that tennis is the easiest game in the world. “All you need to do to win at tennis is run around from left to right inside a tiny square and smack a really soft fuzzy ball with a racket that’s basically as wide as 20 baseball bats,” said the seven-time majors winner, adding that tennis players don’t need to concern themselves with placing the ball through a small hoop like in basketball or worry about getting hit by big, strong defender like in hockey and football.

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[theehorsepusssy]

[beemovieerotica]