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🚬 All I care about is being a scare actress for Fear University & my dreams of being a Firefighter & Paramedic. 🚬 18 Taken "This time it's real It's a love that I feel I may be tainted but God knows It's good to me, could you see?"

[awesome-picz]

Reasons Why Being A Nature Photographer Is The Best Job In The World.

[reedusnorman]

5.07 // 6.01

[majestic-fucking-eagle]

It’s October first, you know what that means

[emberz]

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

never let this post die

[negativereader]

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

[sluttyandweird]

Wtf

[poovellamkettuppar]

Good lord

[dopeybeauty]

[mingrose]

Who did this?!

[sandandglass]

[peachmuff]

Disney characters face swapped with their corresponding villains. 😂

[raptorific]

[best-of-memes]

[buzzfeed]

[daddydaddario]

[coeyjooper-deactivated20170515]

“When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along” - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

THIS IS MASTER MATERIAL FOR A MOVIE

[beben-eleben]

For future reference.

[mollimassacre-deactivated201408]

Thank you.

[fuckyeahifightlikeagirl]

For those who would ever need it. -C

[rapeculturerealities]

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

[directorlazard-deactivated20171]

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

[sortala]

The Shining (1980)

[goblinkind]

So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.

The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea. Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”

[wingolight]

no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD

[dollgirllandsknecht]

Oh my god

[australianpikachu]

Borders between countries

1) India and Nepal

2) Kenya and Tanzania

3) Argentina and Brazil

4) Norway and Sweden

5) Lesotho and South Africa

6) France and Italy

7) Poland and Belarus

8) Senegal and The Gambia

9) Spain and Portugal

10) US and Mexico

Inspired by this

[cafelatte-caramelmacchiato]

Tristeza

[midnight-sun-rising]

Wow. I had no idea other countries didn’t surround their borders as we do.

[robinsontheroof]

:’D