can anyone believe i wrote a 5k long fic in one day
out august 6
just proofread this and wow this might be the best thing ive ever written like there's layers to this

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can anyone believe i wrote a 5k long fic in one day
out august 6
just proofread this and wow this might be the best thing ive ever written like there's layers to this
Ass Slap || Peter Parker ||
A/n: He's such a cutie, note; this of course takes place after him meeting the reader again and the blow job. I just wanted to write a fluff piece for him
Plus size!Reader • Model!Reader
The apartment was bathed in the soft glow of afternoon sunlight filtering through the half-drawn blinds. You stood in front of the full-length mirror near the closet, smoothing the fabric of your short dress with both hands. The material hugged your generous curves in all the right places, the hemline sitting just high enough to be playful without crossing into scandalous territory. It was one of those rare days off...no photoshoots, no runway fittings, just you and Peter enjoying a lazy Saturday together.
Peter was sprawled on the couch behind you, legs stretched out, scrolling through his phone with that absent-minded focus he got when he was trying not to stare. You caught his reflection in the mirror and smiled to yourself. He was terrible at pretending he wasn't watching you.
Walking over to him, you placed a kiss to the top of his head then turned to bend down, reaching for the pair of shoes you'd left on the floor, the hem of your dress riding up just enough to reveal the soft curve of your thighs. The movement was innocent enough, just you getting ready to put something away but the effect on Peter was immediate.
Smack.
The sound echoed through the apartment, sharp and unexpected. Peter's palm connected with the plush roundness of your ass in a playful slap that sent a warm tingle racing up your spine. You straightened slowly, turning to face him with raised eyebrows and a smirk already tugging at your lips.
Peter's face had gone through several shades of crimson in the span of three seconds. His eyes were wide, mouth hanging open in a perfect 'O' of horror and regret. He looked like he'd just accidentally punched the Punisher....again.
"I am so sorry... I don't know why I did that," he blurted out, voice cracking slightly on the last word. His hands flew up in surrender, phone clattering forgotten to the couch cushions. "It was...it was an accident? No, wait, that's worse. It wasn't an accident, but it wasn't on purpose either? I mean—" he started to ramble.
"Did you just slap my ass, Parker?" you teased, tilting your head as you watched him flounder. The mortification on his face was almost too precious to handle.
Peter opened and closed his mouth a few times, looking like a fish gasping for air. "I....mean yeah. I did. Oh god, I did. I'm the worst boyfriend ever. I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking. Well, I was thinking, but not with my brain, and now I'm making it worse..."
You crossed the short distance between you in two steps, the soft sway of your hips drawing his eyes despite his obvious panic. Without giving him time to spiral further, you settled yourself onto his lap, your plush thighs bracketing his as you cupped his face with both hands. His skin was warm beneath your palms, and you could feel the rapid flutter of his pulse beneath your fingertips as bis heart started to beat wildly out of his chest.
"Don't go having a heart attack on me, Parker," you murmured, leaning in to press a gentle kiss to his lips. The contact was soft, reassuring, the kind of kiss that said everything was fine without needing words. When you pulled back, his eyes had softened from panic to something warmer, though the flush on his cheeks hadn't faded. "You slapped my ass. It's not the end of the world."
Peter let out a shaky laugh, his hands coming up to rest tentatively on your waist. His fingers splayed across the fabric of your dress, careful not to grip too hard, like he was still afraid he'd crossed some invisible line.
"You're not mad?" he asked, voice small. "Because I feel like I should be apologizing for at least another five minutes. Maybe ten. I could make a PowerPoint presentation about how sorry I am."
"Power point....who uses a power point anymore?" You teased as a soft laugh escaped your lips, the sound bright and genuine, as you shifted slightly on his lap to get more comfortable. The movement made his breath hitch, but he didn't look away from your face.
"I'm not mad," you assured him, brushing your thumb across his cheek. "It was kind of cute, actually. Very on-brand for you."
"On-brand?" Peter repeated, eyebrows climbing toward his hairline. "Getting handsy with my incredibly beautiful girlfriend without warning is on-brand?"
"The impulsive part is," you teased, leaning in to nuzzle your nose against his. "The part where you immediately look like you're going to pass out from guilt? That's definitely Peter Parker behavior."
He groaned, dropping his forehead to rest against your shoulder. You could feel the smile against your neck, the tension slowly bleeding out of his frame as your fingers carded through his messy brown hair.
"I can't believe I did that," he mumbled into the fabric of your dress. "I've been trying so hard to be respectful. You're a model, for crying out loud. People stare at you all day professionally. The last thing you need is your boyfriend acting like a caveman."
"Peter." You tugged gently at his hair until he lifted his head to meet your eyes. "I like when you look at me. I like when you touch me. And I especially like when you get all flustered about it afterward. It's endearing."
His expression softened into something unbearably fond. "Yeah?"
"Yeah." You pressed another kiss to the corner of his mouth, then the other, then the tip of his nose for good measure. "Besides, if I didn't want you touching me, I'd have said something. Or elbowed you in the ribs. Or sat on you until you apologized properly...or maybe have one of my security details shoot you."
Peter's laugh was startled out of him, bright and genuine. "Sitting on me doesn't sound like much of a punishment...shooting me on the other hand."
"That so? Well maybe we should try it out," you countered, wiggling your hips just enough to make a point. His hands tightened on your waist reflexively, and you grinned at the way his pupils dilated. "See? You're not as smooth as you think you are, Spider-Man."
"Hey, low blow," he protested, but there was no heat in it. His thumbs traced small circles against your sides through the dress fabric, a soothing, absent-minded gesture that betrayed how comfortable he was with you in his space. "I thought we agreed not to bring up the superhero thing during date night."
"This isn't date night. This is 'my boyfriend slapped my ass and had an existential crisis about it' night," you corrected, tapping his nose with one finger. "Completely different vibe."
Peter caught your hand before you could do it again, pressing a kiss to your palm before lacing your fingers together. The gesture was so sweet it made your chest ache in the best way.
"I really am sorry, though," he said, quieter now. "If I made you uncomfortable, even for a second.."
"You didn't." You squeezed his hand, using your free one to tuck a strand of hair behind his ear. "I promise. It was surprising, but not unwelcome. And the look on your face after? Worth it."
"I'm never going to live this down, am I?" he asked, but he was smiling as he said it.
"Absolutely not," you confirmed cheerfully. "I'm going to bring this up at the most inopportune moments. Family dinners. Strangers on the street. At my shoots. Right before you swing off to fight bad guys. 'Remember that time you slapped my ass and looked like you wanted the earth to swallow you whole?'"
Peter buried his face in your neck with a dramatic groan, but you could feel him laughing against your skin. His arms came around you properly now, pulling you closer until there was no space left between your bodies. You fit together perfectly, your softness complementing the lean muscle of his frame.
"You're the worst," he said, voice muffled.
"You love me," you countered.
"I really do." He pulled back just enough to look at you, eyes warm and sincere. "Even when you're threatening to humiliate me in front of your family and coworkers."
"Especially then," you agreed, leaning in for another kiss. This one lingered, slow and sweet, the kind of kiss that said everything words couldn't quite capture. When you finally parted, both of you were slightly breathless, foreheads pressed together.
"So," Peter said after a moment, voice low and teasing, "does this mean I can slap your ass on purpose now? Or do I still need to pretend it was an accident?"
You laughed, the sound echoing through the apartment like sunlight. "Ask nicely and maybe you'll find out."
Peter's grin was bright enough to power the city. "Noted. I'll start practicing my begging."
You settled more comfortably against his chest, his heartbeat steady beneath your ear, the afternoon stretching out ahead of you like a promise. Outside, New York hummed with its usual chaos, but here, in this small pocket of peace, there was only the two of you, flustered apologies and gentle teasing and the kind of love that made even the most embarrassing moments feel like the start of something wonderful.
Fairydoll chapter and promo art ✨️💜
☁︎⋅ leon takes care of himself for you
leon never says anything right away, always taking time to observe before reacting.
he watches the way you disappear into the bathroom before dates. the faint click of your makeup compacts, the hiss of the hairspray, the soft music you play while getting ready. by the time you step out, you’re smiling at him like it didn’t take you an hour deciding between two identical outfits.
but he notices.
notices the way your lipstick matches the blush on your cheeks. the special occasion earrings you wear only on dates. the perfume that lingers on his jackets, which change depending on the season (he likes the floral one best).
and, of course, the questions you always ask.
“does this look okay?
“is this shirt too bright?...or not bright enough?”
“will these heels match your shoes?”
leon thought it was ridiculous at first. as if there could ever be a version of you he wouldn’t look at like you hung the stars yourself.
it finally clicked one day while he was waiting outside your apartment. you were running late which was a rare occasion. when you finally appeared in front of him, you had an embarrassed smile while apologizing about redoing your makeup.
that night at dinner, he caught himself staring. you looked gorgeous, you always did. but he saw how clean your eyeliner was, how smooth your cheeks were, and how kissable your lips looked despite the plate of pasta you devoured.
the thought of you taking the time and effort to be so beautiful, just for him? that settled in his chest and followed him home.
the next morning, rather than just putting on the first shirt he sees, he pauses. his hand lingers over an old, loose academy shirt before reaching for a black fitted one instead. he remembers the way you gawked at him the first time he wore it, the memory making him chuckle.
he spends more time fixing his hair, but grows frustrated that it doesn’t move with his fingers dipped in water. that afternoon, he bought a new hair serum. one of the best, at least, that’s what the sales lady said.
he starts using moisturizer before bed and sunscreen in the morning.
he’s more generous with the cologne that made you bury your face in his neck for a second longer than usual.
even his workouts change. he still trains because he has to, but maybe he adds one more set. maybe he holds the plank a little longer. maaaaybe he does pushups before he comes to see you. you don’t seem to mind when the sleeves of his shirts began to fit tighter around his arms than they used to.
leon thought it was only fair, and he doesn’t mention any of it.
it wasn’t until one evening when you’re standing behind him in his kitchen, wrapping your arms around his waist while he’s washing dishes. your fingers squeezed the taut muscle of his abdomen.
“have you been working out more?”
leon glances over his shoulder, pretending to think about it. “...maybe.”
“maybe?” you giggle, feeling his arms. “your shirts didn’t used to fit like this.”
he dries his hands before turning around to face you. he leans against the counter, pulling you close.
“you spend a lot of time getting pretty before you see me,” he said, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear. “figured I should put in some work too.”
you blinked. “for me?”
he could feel his ears heating up. “didn’t seem right letting you be the only one trying.”
the look on your face (and the kisses you smothered him in) made everything worth it.
BONUS
Leon wanting you to get your nails done and you think he's gonna drop you off at the salon but he ends up walking in with you bcuz he likes the fancy pedicures where they wrap wax around his legs
you know whats really crazy?
it's when people assume something is "fetish art" because it's weird... and the weirdness is literally just drawing a disability
like drawing someone with a disability is likened to 'deviantart tier bizarre fetish art' because any disability that doesn't look "normal" and "acceptable" is too weird to ever portray just for the sake of it
i think this comes from the idea that a visual piece of art has to be appealing, beautiful, pleasant to look at, etc.
so portraying something 'not beautiful' has to have some other "purpose" which people usually assume to be sexual
Ghost who's been working himself half to death in the gym on base for hours, right?
Not the usual insane ghost workout that makes newbies cringe, but the kind that has him spilling blood onto the mats underneath the punching bags. Knuckles raw and red, face turned into a deep scowl.
Stood of to the side in the doorway, you sip a coffee. Gaz finally tilts his head after staring, having watched ghost push himself too far on the weights "he okay?"
"Yep. He just needs to get it out of his system." You huff, mostly here to babysit your boyfriend. A younger you would have begged him to stop, but you know there's really no avoiding when he gets like...this. "give him a bit to even out."
"What happened?" Kyle tears open a bag of crisps, hands you one.
"He dropped me while we were fucking against the wall." Your ass still hurts like hell from it. Gaz splutters and chokes next to you, doubles over to cough on his just eaten snack. "I told him it was fine, but he hates seeing me hurt."
"Christ— seriously?" Across the room, ghost returns back to the weights. You smile knowing you'll get to massage his biceps tonight. "I didn't think the guy could get it up."
"Oh he doesn't struggle with that, I promise." You chuckle, cast a glance at gaz.
He's light enough, you're sure. You know ghost better than he knows himself, and you explicitly remember how he and gaz spar on weekends. "hey, you ever been fucked against a wall? I'm sure si' would want to practice without hurting me."
"WHAT—" gaz flusters, more embarrassed than you've seen him...ever, really.
"I wouldn't mind it!" Ghost calls from across the empty gym, rough and low and more growl than anything else. "Cute ass, I've been dreamin' aboot it!"
Gaz makes a very significant squeak in his haste to retreat. You'll pick him up for the night next week.
Venomous // NSFW Leon Kennedy x fem! reader
Summary: An attack during an attack leaves Leon injured and increasingly delirious. After extraction, he’s whisked away, and nobody’s fucking telling you what’s going on. Finally, you get a phone call. It changes everything.
WC: ~5k
CW: NSFW, like REALLY NSFW, you and Leon are partnered DSO agents, Leon is injured, fuck or die, sex pollen, sex venom, shaky safety practices, no use of y/n, no mention of ages, first time (together), friends to lovers, technically coworkers to lovers, handjob, unprotected p in v, creampies, multiple orgasms (Leon), he's a hopeless romantic at heart, happy ending
Notes: MINORS DNI
“You say you saw the suits.”
“Yeah, in passing.”
“You didn’t think they were important?”
“It’s a fucking lab. Labs are rife with hazmat suits. We’ve never had to equip them before.”
“There were warnings posted all over the exit.”
“There were zombies all up on our ass.”
The splattering offspray from Leon’s last-minute shot paints your back like a gory Jackson Pollock. The infected hits the floor, tripping two more.
It would be more helpful if there weren’t about a thousand of them closing in.
You’re running side by side with Leon, shoes eating up the sterile white floors, trying to divine an exit through the branching arteries of the lab. He has to veto a turn into a side hall when more shambling figures lunge forward; he grabs your arm to tug you away with him, but it’s an unnecessary precaution. You’ve already matched his footwork.
He glances behind as you run.
“Where the fuck are they coming from?”
You’d like to fucking know.
“And why are they all runners?”
The Third Variable: File 2 "My Boys"
Leon Kennedy x Reader x Chris Redfield AKA my new obsession
In which you innocently call both of them "my boys"
Words: 415
You were sitting on the kitchen counter, swinging your legs while Leon and Chris argued over dinner.
Not a real argument. The kind they always had.
"You're being stubborn," Leon said. “It doesn't need more seasoning.”
“I think a better word to describe him is ‘determined’.”
Chris smiled triumphantly. “Yeah,” he said as he dumped more Cajun seasoning into the pot. “Determined to give you guys a five star culinary experience.”
The Third Variable: File 1 "Mutually Acknowledged Jealousy"
Leon Kennedy x Reader x Chris redfield
Blasphemy?? Maybe. But I actually love this idea. I am a whore for these two men and stick with me here at the SAME TIME
Anywho, this is a short 450 word drabble in which Chris AND Leon are jealous at the bar. Inspired by this fanart I found on facebook by Sardine
You were across the bar.
Leon and Chris were watching you.
They told themselves it was because you'd all come together, and keeping an eye on each other was what you guys did.
That was the excuse.
The truth was simpler: you had become the person they looked for the moment they walked into a room.
Cowboy Leon Kennedy wins you a stuffed animal because you refused to lose the ring toss
Cowboy Leon pt 2
Link to part one here
Words: 477
"It’s rigged," you laugh as the ring bounces uselessly off another bottle.
Leon squints at the booth. "Dunno. I'm thinking maybe you just aren't a good shot."
You turn over your shoulder. Look at him. Him and those damn broad shoulders are all lit up multicolored from the carnival lights. Makes his smile seem deeper. Makes it impossible to read just what that expression means.
Leon Kennedy with reading glasses is a need
Because you're telling me this man spent twenty years doing backflips through church windows, suplexing cultists, surviving bioweapons, looking unfairly good in every conceivable lighting condition, and then one day someone hands him a report and he just squints.
Holds it farther away.
Brings it closer.
Farther away again.
"...Hang on."
And then he reaches into his jacket and pulls out a pair of reading glasses.
The glasses aren't even old-man glasses. They're practical and have clearly been researched. The kind purchased by a man who spent three weeks reading reviews because he refused to admit he needed them.
The room goes silent.
Because that's not Leon Kennedy, legendary government agent.
That's a forty-something guy whose eyes have finally given up.
He doesn't even act embarrassed about it, he just puts them on, reads the document, and keeps talking.
Meanwhile, Claire is crying, Ashley thinks it's adorable, Chris is blushing, and I'm chewing drywall.
The glasses stay on for exactly six minutes before he takes them off and immediately goes back to looking like the coolest man alive.
But I will #NeverForget
Nobody has ever treated Leon Kennedy like something precious
Words: 900
Has he been treated like he's ncessary?
Yes.
Valuable?
Sure.
Important?
Obviously.
But precious? Something to be protected? Something to be cared for simply because he exists?
Not until you.
Midnight Rain pt 2
A/N finally finished part 2. You can find part one here.
words: 1.3k
Synopsis: The nightmares were bad. They chased him all the way to your apartment - across town, through the rain, and into your living room. Now that you've let him in, he isn't sure what to do.
Midnight Rain
A/N I decided to name this fic midnight rain but this is from the prompt "Rain soaked Leon Kennedy at your door at midnight because he 'was around' (but absolutely was not". Will be doing a part 2.
*header image used for visual mood only / source unknown / likely AI-generated*
Midnight comes down in sheets.
Rain splatters against your apartment windows in fat drops, tapping the metal railing outside your door, turning the whole hallway beyond the peephole into a warped blur of yellow light and shadow.
College Roommate Leon Kennedy Pt 2
Chris Redfield helps Leon finish moving into your apartment and finds out his roommate is of the female persuasion. And you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?
I have decided that Leon will be in a frat and this will become relevant in future installments.
Words: 536
The front door swings open.
Chris Redfield walks in first. Shirtless. Sweaty. A couch balanced across one shoulder like it weighs nothing.
Leon follows behind him carrying the other end. He doesn't think much of it. Until Chris notices your apartment.
Roommate Leon Kennedy pt 1
You put up a flyer looking for a roommate. Blond, pretty Leon Kennedy was the last person you expected to answer it.
College-age Leon x socially strange reader
Words: 560
The knock comes right on time. You open the door.
"Hi?"
The blond guy standing on your porch glances from you to the flyer in his hand. Then back to you.
"...Oh. I thought..." He rubs the back of his neck. "Didn't realize you were a girl."
You blink. You only added your name to the flyer. That didn't make it clear that you were a woman.
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about