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Saturday. June 12, 2021. Close to 2am

"Yeah come here my little chili dog."

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Thursday. June 10, 2021. 1am ish

I asked them if they wanted to pet our cat Frost and this was their response,

"No baby, the doctor said no carbohydrates. Thanks though."

Shortly after they were holding me and just let go and rolled on their stomach and said,

"Eh, maybe later."

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Wednesday. May 19, 2021. 7am.

They were singing the Dora The Explorer theme song in their sleep. Just the "D-d-d-d-Dora" part perfectly in tune. Now they're singing "All By Myself" I told them to stop and now they're singing "If You Wanna Be My Lover" under their breath. Once they finish a song they go onto the next, I don't even know the names of the ones they're singing now. This whole time they're also dancing slightly while singing

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Saturday. May 15, 2021. 12:45.

Our cat hopped onto my side and stood there and then my partner who was sleeping grabbed the cat down and snuggled up to it. They then said:

"I can smell you....you're prowling about. But I got you now, I'm a better hunter than you."

A few minutes later our other cat jumped on the bed and screamed. So my partner responded with,

"That's a valid opinion, but no one gives a fuck."

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Friday. May 14, 2021. ~8:40pm

So my partner was taking a nap yesterday day. And they started asking why their friends and dumb and how come their friends don't know how to play Dungeons & Dragons.

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Sunday Morning. May 9, 2021. ~3am

Partner: Dammit

Me *Thinking they woke up and can't go back to sleep*: What?

Partner: Everytime I grab the mask and scream at it, I wake up in a different dream. *some silence* I just want to headbutt it. It's not fair how come it gets to headbutt me, but I can't headbutt it.

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Friday. April 23, 2021. 3pmish

Me: Hey baby can I have some bed

Partner: Yeah ofcourse. *doesn't move*

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4-13-21. Monday night, Tuesday morning

- *loud lip smacking* wow that was really good. You're a great cook, that was good.

- kept making what I assume would be what an exclamation mark sounds like. Then the no sound, nnhmm, or whatever.

-"Tator(our cat) stop that. You gotta get down it's not safe for you up here, you might fall into the river and well daddy can't swim that far."

-They also gave some life advice? "Sometimes the farts stick around sometimes they stay but if you push too hard to make a big fart you might shit yourself so yeah don't do that."

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4-10-21, 7amish. Just became Saturday morning basically.

Them: I like tatoes they go munch munch because they got potatoes.

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Wednesday. 4-7-2021. 7am ish

Partner: I just had a dream where you eating chips and french onion dip.

Me: Yeah?

Partner: Yeah, they go cronch.

*Shortly after*

Partner: If you dropped a togepi and it's eggshell cracked would it turn out scrambled or just naked?

Then they continued to make grunting noises throughout the night.

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4-1-2021

This happened this morning while I was trying to wake them up for the day. They were half asleep.

Me: hey babe what clothes do you want to wear?

Them: The one with the stairs and Bubba killed you and went "hue hue hue"

Just for reference they were talking about a Dead by Daylight match I played forever ago.

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I'm going to start off this blog with what they said last night. These weren't said one after the other, but this is the correct order:

Sunday, 3-28-2021

-Sometimes I like to walk my cat and I'll tell them shh they'll feel you walking

-You have to keep a pocket of pine on you because if they don't smell nature on you they'll drag you back to the woods

-As long as you keep a digital watch on you they can't lie about the time