Lunacy

Laura | 25 | she/her/anything | neurospicy Wealth beyond measure, outlander. Expect streams of consciousness and ramblings of various hyperfixations.

[softwaring]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

[homunculus-argument]

It would be funny to get a pet pigeon, one that looks exacty like the feral pigeons in cities, and start making videos with an ongoing bit that random birds keep flying into your apartment. Just handheld footage of you filming your sweetie bird on your kitchen table like "look at this fucking thing. I can't keep my window open for TWO FUCKING MINUTES without some bullshit happening. Like mate just fuck off." and the pigeon, who knows and loves you, is just like "coo :3" and you fake-angry go "don't you fucking coo at me you feathered piece of-" and cut it short with a fake-terror scream as the pigeon flies right at you, summoned by a nonverbal command you made off-camera.

[homunculus-argument]

Wait you can just get one? :0

[cosmonautroger]

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

[thegorgeousunwell]

🔮🕯️Make it so🕯️🌑

[spacetime-storytime]

theories as to why uriel septim was bald in daggerfall then had hair again in oblivion:

dragonborn blood allows you to overcome male pattern baldness

the prophecy dreams made him bald but dreaming about the hero of kvatch brought it back

he shaved his head smooth in daggerfall cause it was the fashion at the time

his hair grew back specifically to turn grey to make a point about his stress levels as emperor

hair hid during the events of daggerfall cause it was too scary

wig

[some-kind-of-robot]

Favorite trope from real life experiences

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[the-bedheaded-league]

Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[existing-caregiver]

David Lynch

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[goldensunset]

i love when people drop sticky notes or other personal memo cards in public places because then the curious george in me gets to go like

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[simulationswarm]

basically i'm a late in life life-enjoyer so if it seems like i approach all the recent situations i get into like i'm new on earth that's why

[swissarmymanbf]

good music should beat the shit out of you

[rodyathecoyote]