👻🎃Punch Out Halloween Headcannons!! 🎃👻
(Not doing colored text anymore bc it's frustrating to do on a phone bruh)
- Dressed up as a mummy, but you're forgiven if you thought he got into a bad accident
- Along with the candy, the nurses at the WVBA helped with his costume (he's close to them - dude's a boy best friend to them)
- Not going out, is staying inside and watching old horror movies
- Giving out candy the WVBA nurses lended to him, which consist of tiny lollipops and hershey kisses (if he likes your costume, he'll give you a little croissant he baked that morning)
- Got pranked by Kaiser's boxing class/Aran around 2am! They basically trapped him in his own costume (wrapped into a real mummy) and locked him in his closet. Aran wrote "french fry shelter" on the closet before inevitably leaving him. No one found him until the next morning
- His boxing class is going around, pranking everyone alongside a certain Irish boxer
- Didn't dress up, is just wearing a cutesy (of corny) halloween t-shirt
- Not trick or treating, he spends all night by the door, awaiting kids (he doesn't wanna get surprised by them)
- Giving out toothbrushes and raisins, like bruh, you're German ffs give out chocolates or something /j (borrowed this hc from @bucketspammer4life )
- Was informed about his students pranking the other boxers by Hondo. They're all running extra laps tomorrow morning
- Was the first to find and free Joe the next morning
- Apologized in-person to every single individual person pranked by his students
- Dressed as Abba, sung her songs throughout the whole night
- Actually went trick or treating, but his mom is giving out king-sized candy bars (he will happily tell anyone this information)
- Visited Joe and freaked out, thought Joe was seriously hurt.
- Pulled an all nighter (zamn, again, Disco Kid??)
- Ran into Aran and the boys at some point, took a selfie with them, and left them.
- Managed to score the most candy out of everyone that was also trick or treating
- Not trick or treating or handing out candy
- Literally scaring anyone he stumbles across (halloween is new to him)
- Dressed in a hippo onesie
- Stole as much candy as possible whenever he found a "take one" bowl
- Group costume! Him, Heike, and Tiger are dressed as Sailor Moon characters. He's dressed as Sailor Jupitar (his fave)
- Heike is dressed as Sailor Mercury
- Even Yuki (the cat he owns) is dressed as Artemis
- He's at his apartment, standing near the door, expecting trick or treaters
- He's handing out generic candy, snickers, reeses cups, milky ways, etc. If he loves your costume, he'll give you a piece of his secret stash of Japanese candy
- Got his door painted pink because of Aran and his squad of pranksters. He informed Kaiser about this immediately
- Posted a poll online about what he should wear. His fans wanted him to go as Freddy Fazbear...
- "Erm, what's a Frederick Fast Bear?"
- Learned about the fnaf lore
- Dressed up as Freddy Fazbear (har har har har har) and his wife, Lomasi (an OC of mine, exclusive to my SU) dressed up as Chica
- Spruce (his squirrel) is dressed up as the cupcake, but it is implied that the squirrel gave consent (pls someone get this joke ;-; )
- By far, the best boxer to visit. Bro is giving out full sized pancakes and waffles
- Thankfully, didn't get pranked bc lives far from the other boxers
- Dressed up as Sailor Uranus to match the Sailor Moon theme. His clones are dressed as the other Sailor Senshi
- He's out trick or treating while his clones give out candy
- Got a decent amount of candy; He's willing to trade anyone for the candy's that have nuts in them
- His clones are giving out only m&ms in a variety of flavors... and the occasional small toy once they ran out of candy
- The real Great Tiger gets pranked by Aran and the boys! They steal his magic gem and refuse to give it back unless Tiger performs out one of those in def transformation scenes from the Sailor Moon anime. They record it, and it goes viral
- Dressed as Prince Philip, and Carmen is dressed as Princess Aurora. It made for a cute pic on social media
- Wanted to go trick or treating, but Carmen threatened his li-- nicely said to him that someone should pass out candy while she goes out trick or treating with her friends. She promises to share her candy with Don
- All of Carmen's friends are dressed as the other Disney princesses
- He's giving out WAY too much candy... half the kids in Brooklyn Heights (the place in my AU where Don and Carmen live) are all on sugar rushes now. He's giving out the good stuff too... like, full on individual bags of candy.
- Keeps getting catcalled by lonely women and moms... and Aran Ryan.
- Got pranked by Aran and his gang of kids! They stole his toupee and threw it in a tree.
- Spent half the night trying to get the toupee back
- The next morning, he learned that Carmen did not save him any candy from her trick or treating (dw Disco Kid will spare him some candies)
- Dressed as himself and spent the entire cold night only wearing his boxing shorts.
- Left a candy bowl outside his place, but that candy bowl is placed within a bear trap... no one knows if it's real or fake.
- Even if you get past the bear trap, the candy Aran placed out will mostly likely have razor blades in them (the candy ain't worth it, it's just those gummy cheeseburger's that Lil Mac's hiding in his gloves)
- Met Kaiser's boxing class of kids while trick or treating and bribes them into pranking other people in exchange for candy
- They egged 18 houses, tp-ed 21, and mugged at least 66 trick or treaters of varying ages
- Ransacked Joe's apartment for all of his candy and his morning croissants. He basically robbed Joe using a tiny army of minors
- Also pulled an all nighter
- Somehow managed to get one of the kids (some nerd named Mason) arrested
- Didn't share any of his candy with the kids (he'll pay for this eventually)
- Stopped his pranks at 7am after attempting to smash a jack o lantern on Bald Bull's doorstep and failing after Bald Bull charged at him
- Had no idea what to go as, so he placed some goofy mimimi pajamas on, and said he was "tired" (dad joke)
- "Bruh what are you dressed as?"
- Not trick or treating because he looks goofy. He's staying inside, listening in on Macho Man's halloween podcast
- Giving out tiny soda cans since everyone already knows him as a soda fanatic
- Very careful about pranksters targeting him for his past alcohol addiction... straight up pretended to not be home when Aran and his gang of minors pulled up
- No candy, not dressed up
- Literally just vibing, going on a fun scary movie marathon with his nephew and niece.
- He carved a few pumpkins earlier and displayed him outside his place, but otherwise wants to be unbothered
- Heroically placed an end to Aran's halloween reign of terror
- Fell asleep listening to Macho Man's podcast
- Dressed as a lifeguard, specifically a lifeguard character he played as in one of his past movies
- Hosted a failed live halloween podcast where he tries to meet up with fans... this fails hard. Only 5-7 people join his podcast.
- Going trick or treating, but he's really just going out to visit fans... and failing at doing so.
- Got a hefty donation from "ATallGlassOfVictory70" for no reason
- Got bullied for "being fake" by a bunch of children... and Aran Ryan.
- Didn't leave candy out. Instead, he left out a bowl of sticky notes with his name on them. Only 1 autograph per person!
- Didn't dress up. He's not even wearing a Halloween shirt. He wanted to dress up as a Kirby character, but his trainer/boss, Mr. Dream said he would look stupid and unprofessional
- Didn't go trick or treating, and thinks he's too old for it (he's wrong /gen)
- Giving out above average candy... mainly fruity/sour candy
- Unintentionally scaring most kids by his mere appearance, especially really young ones
- Aran and his gang didn't bother pranking him
- Can't eat any of his candy, as it isn't in his 24/7 training diet regime that he has
Thanks for reading guysss :33 Happy Halloween!
