even artichokes have hearts

i mostly just reblog memes now

[cryptotheism]

start microdosing on mercury so you can build up a tolerance

ibdont think you have my best interests at heart

[qin-shi-huang-di]

get out of the way, boy, i shall have it!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

mausolem

[charlesoberonn]

*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*

[maxattax]

[garak]

i understand stoners of the 60s and 70s deeply because if i didnt have computer and internet and all i had to entertain myself was prog rock and pulpy sci fi fantasy novels i would be smoking hella and imagining kingdoms of gnomes and alien prophesies all day too and lord knows i would have been impressed by air brush paintings

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

[gjjuddmk2]

[hihogandalfaway]

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

[gayhornythoughts]

Kilo.

[shelf-of-strange-stuff]

Uniform.

[clamberingcat]

November

[clairestrogen]

Golf.

[queerbeverage]

Papa

[probablynotsamantha]

Oscar

[currann]

Whiskey

[tolbre]

Papa

[ewoly-abyss]

Echo

[kimmy9062]

November

[bullet-soup]

India

[mc-cookies]

Sierra.

[equius]

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[cultstatus]

why is the Denny's job application asking me these things

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[sweatermuppet]

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

[my-dailydreams]

[depsidase]

[saintjosie]