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I’m just here for the memes my dude

[spamton]

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

[atombombtom]

this post actually made me consider my mortality. i am going to die one day oh my god

[spamton]

good evening?

[shallitickleyournerdbutton]

an update

[emeraldwhale]

[disorganised-thomas]

with help from @lord-bep 💖

[hopefullyababe]

[homomedia]

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

[junemondegreen]

Elmo waiting in hell for LNX to pole dance down there so they can jam again

[dreamboatdani]

I just about died and laughed at this

[cleverclove]

Waffle don’t leave this in the tags adsfdsfkadfkjls

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[pizzaotter]

I fucking lost it here

[robertmitchum]

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[nentuaby]

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

[roseverdict]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

[nentuaby]

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

[roseverdict]

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

[krystal-prisms]

I beg your pardon

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[klapollo]

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

[klapollo]

[omgkalyppso]

[sydlorr]

[doodelli]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT THE ELF PRACTICE ZOOM CALL?!?!

[dyscomancer]

[laimfunk]

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

[worgens]

[shock]

every kind of transmasc

[shock]

1. my chemical romance fan who blocks dysphoria with the constant presence of a heavy bracelet and is always posting deep lyrics about life

2. chilling. genderless. masc presenting. able to grow a full beard and is just so casual and nonchalant about literally everything

3. if you wear leather and don’t brush your hair you unlock level 10 plausible deniability 

4. i’m gay and i want to be a dad and all i do is wear hawaiian shirts and talk about how much i love men

[yukheii]

cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend

girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer

saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead

in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead

girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word

in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”

was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that

[seaofhazel]

Im-

[benevolent-dragondomme]

Adorable

[no-chill-at-all]

[twyrine]

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.

[prince-luffy]

Friend: Hey I saw your letter–

OP:

[twyrine]

IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY you know when you like panic and your eyes unfocus? It looks exactly like this.

[homomedia]

[frigid666]

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[irnstrange]

Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?

Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?

Sam:

Bucky:

[wizardnuke]

THE AD IS GONE

[eucalyptus-sage]