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shiftythrifting

gallusrostromegalus

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

jaynavajasso

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

orwellsunderpants

THIRD BASE

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Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

j-sprrr

inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ghostdog07

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

deathklaue

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.

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local crime son in his pretty pink dress

soulbrotherv2

A lesson in how to gird your loins.

via The Art of Manliness

rekirobin

I saw a ball gown version of this somewhere but I don’t know where

sartorialadventure

omg i googled it and…

YES.

thegreenpea

Nobody reblogging this is cishet I guarantee it

marvelsmostwanted

I just read the line “President Donald Trump also indicated that federal squads would likely target cities run by the party that opposes him” in a real-life news article and I’m just thinking about how people really thought Democrats were overreacting in 2016 and that we should “give him a chance”

babyanimalgifs

This American badger is literally grounding her misbehaving kid

(via)

ithelpstodream

yourmajestyyy

Uh oh

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

Watch the racists pretend like they can’t read all of a sudden

lesbianralzarek

Couldn’t believe it so I found a source, it’s real

http://www.constitution.org/uslaw/defunlaw.htm

Man, I can’t imagine a black person getting away with this but it’s legal

clarknokent

Yup. So all those people that were like “just comply even if you did nothing wrong”, hell no! They shouldn’t be arresting you if you did nothing wrong. Especially how rough some of these cops are. More people knowing about this will cut down on these power hungry bad cops.

kagedbird

Reblogging again for quotes;

“Story affirmed the right of self-defense by persons held illegally. In his own writings, he had admitted that ‘a situation could arise in which the checks-and-balances principle ceased to work and the various branches of government concurred in a gross usurpation.’ There would be no usual remedy by changing the law or passing an amendment to the Constitution, should the oppressed party be a minority.

“Story concluded, ‘If there be any remedy at all … it is a remedy never provided for by human institutions.’ That was the ‘ultimate right of all human beings in extreme cases to resist oppression, and to apply force against ruinous injustice.’” (From Mutiny on the Amistad by Howard Jones, Oxford University Press, 1987, an account of the reading of the decision in the case by Justice Joseph Story of the Supreme Court.)”

“An illegal arrest is an assault and battery. The person so attempted to be restrained of his liberty has the same right to use force in defending himself as he would in repelling any other assault and battery.” (State v. Robinson, 145 ME. 77, 72 ATL. 260).

“As a practical matter one should try to avoid relying on the above in an actual confrontation with law enforcement agents, who are likely not to know or care about any of it. Some recent courts have refused to follow these principles, and grand juries, controlled by prosecutors, have refused to indict officers who killed innocent people claiming the subject “resisted” or “looked like he might have a gun”. Once dedicated to “protect and serve”, far too many law enforcement officers have become brutal, lawless occupying military forces.“

kagedbird

HMMM

Bringing this back 👀 For no reason in particular.

gorgonsach

justgfy

Unions are trash. Theyll Destroy a whole company for firing a shitty worker.

gorgonsach

unions are the reason you aren’t paid 2.50 an hour with steel beams about to bust ya head open shut up lol

explorerrowan

Unions are why you have 5 day, 40 hour full-time work weeks. Unions are why they have to pay you in actual dollars instead of “company credits” that you can only spend at the company-owned stores. Unions are why there are fucking fire exits at your place of work. Unions are why it’s not okay for your supermarket ground beef to be any percentage human.

You think your company pays you out of the goodness of their hearts? Or even out of “market pressure?” The “job market” is a myth perpetuated by the capitalists. Corporations would pay you nothing if they could get away with it. And you argue “oh, but if they paid me nothing I’d just go to another one.” Wrong. Because to maximize profits, they all want to pay you nothing. Corporations exist to maximize profits while reducing risk for investors. It’s part of their entire function to find ways to cut costs as much as possible, and that includes finding ways to pay you nothing.

Unions are your defense against that. You think all a union does is strike? If you pay union dues, a lot of that is spent on lobbyists in various governments reminding your lawmakers that you have rights as a living human being that a corporation should not be able to stomp all over. Unions hire lawyers so that if you’re fired for bullshit reasons, the union can stand up for you against your boss. They’re called unions because workers are uniting to pool resources so that they can stand up to these corporate overlords with more money than God. Unions exist because you might not have the words, resources, or time to fight workplace injustices all by yourself. That’s the whole fucking point.

And if a business shuts down because a union is striking, it’s because the business was abusing people and didn’t deserve to be in business anyway. Don’t make excuses for the corporations. They already have trillions of dollars and a couple million lawyers to do that for themselves. They don’t need your help.

mierac

The erasure of labor history from US history curriculum has caused so much fucking damage to this country.

ampervadasz

bemusedlybespectacled

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

princecharmingtobe

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders.

rando-posts

“I cast Iron Gate!”

diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

cipheramnesia

Warding Sigil

sepulchritude

The “attention deficit” part of adhd is misleading imo because in my experience adhd is less “doesn’t have focus” and more “cannot control where the focus goes”

Forgot what you were doing because your brain zoomed way ahead and you were left scrambling to remember why you’re holding a dishtowel? Adhd

Looked up from your computer screen and realized you’ve been reading wikipedia articles about the mating habits of spiders for the past five hours and you haven’t eaten all day? Adhd

Can’t do the mildly intimidating task because every time you try to think about how to do it, your brain skitters away from the topic like a nervous mouse? Adhd

Didn’t do the dishes because you remembered them on the drive home but by the time you arrived you had already moved on to other topics? Adhd

Need to listen to a podcast while doing chores because neither task occupies enough of your attention to keep you engaged? Adhd

whitepeopletwitter

local--honey

hedgehog-moss

My 13yo cousins made a stop at my farm on their way to visit their grandmother farther North, and I wondered if I should look at their social media the day before because today’s teenagers make me nervous and I don’t know what they’re into and how to entertain them. They arrived talking about obsolete currencies (of all things) and how the Aztecs used to pay with bird feathers filled with gold dust. They asked if they could go look at my coop to see if chicken feathers are big enough for them to cut the tip of the quill and put some dirt inside. Then they spent an hour very patiently approaching Pampe (she’s shy with strangers) to feed her their melon rinds and pet her. Now I feel silly for worrying; Today’s Teenagers just want to hug a young llama and make counterfeit Aztec money.

radiation

the dk rap but it doesn’t stop at the end it just keeps going naming new kongs thay are increasingly obscure and scary until you get an absolute abomination kong

papasmoke

He has no mass, he has no face This Kong is a colour out of space He can't be seen, nor be displayed When you look at him your mind is flayed He doesn't exist and he isn’t here The Unknown Kong has disappeared

mnemonic-horse

Then it keeps going further and starts naming people you've met in passing

Then more specific, naming people you regularly see

Then even more specific, naming people you interact with daily and are close to

Until finally

It names you

You are the final Kong

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I just remembered… I woke up in the middle of the night with a giant monster with a black body - i couldn’t see what the body shape was like - with a golden deer head and red eyes in the corner of the room staring at me. All I did was ask: “Why are you not handsome? Just for a change.” and went back to sleep.

It was probably sleep paralysis. It happens 4 times a month on average, I just ignore it and go back to sleep.

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