Can't Face It

i wasn't wrong. someone tell me that i wasn't wrong.

[incorrectservamp]

Licht: I sent good vibes your way.

Licht: They are coming.

Licht: There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Lawless: ...This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[incorrectservamp]

“Talk about it??? No, no, I prefer to internalize all my problems so they eat away at me from the inside until I’m unable to function in any way.”

— Kuro

[incorrectservamp]

“So D.I.Y. apparently stands for ‘Do It Yourself.’ Well, if these guys think I’m going to do my own manual labor, they’ve got another acronym coming. LOL!”

— Kuro, probably

[incorrectservamp]

Kuro: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…

Mahiru: Do you need to talk?

Kuro: I wish I was a croissant.

[incorrectcdfquotes]

*when Crepsley had just dug Darren back up*

Darren: SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE

Steve: A STAKE

Darren: NO!!!

Larten: Ohmygodwhydoeshehavea-

[incorrectcdfquotes]

Darren: Why do you have so many facial expressions for disappointment?

Larten: Because you have so many ways to disappoint me.

[incorrectcdfquotes]

Seba (about Larten): You have got to understand. He had a terrible childhood.

Darren: I understand. I’m having a terrible childhood right now.

[incorrectcdfquotes]

Larten: That is the improper use of a hyphen, and that is a run-on sentence. This is a particularly glaring error - you should not end a sentence with a preposition.

Darren: *writes something else and hands it to Larten*

Larten: Not to be technical, but 'off' is a preposition too.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[charlieism]

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

[tearlessrain]

I’m going to start making up obnoxiously stupid answers every time someone tells me how young I look

“I’m actually a past version of myself, I had to time travel forward and kill the original because he became a juggalo”

“a witch cursed me on my seventeenth birthday and now I can only appear as my true age if someone kisses me, then she gave me this nose to make sure that wouldn’t happen” 

“I’m two kids stacked on top of each other, I just wanted to see an R rated movie but things got way out of hand”

“yeah I had to stop a supervillain from flooding the water supply with a de-aging serum because it would have killed all the babies, so I just… ate all of it”

“I’m harboring the soul of an egyptian pharaoh who looks exactly like me but like a foot taller and way sexier”

“I was supposed to be a small nerdy sidekick but god forgot to assign me a protagonist to follow around so I’m just doin my thing”

[procrastinationismymotto-deacti]

Visit Original Link

For all my fellow fans of Pandora Hearts~

[incorrectservamp]

Koyuki: [points at Kuro] Cat.

Ryuusei: ...Allegedly.

Koyuki: Are you doubting an entire species’ existence or just that one?

Ryuusei: Yes.

[incorrectservamp]

Sakuya: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Mahiru: Please never become a surgeon.

[incorrectservamp]

“Mahiru was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the snooty grocery store and I said, “Yeah, it’s nuts,” and now he won’t answer my texts.”

— Uncle Tooru

[babymaxou]

[babymaxou]

[sweetoothgirl]

ah! can you do a list of french pastries?

Yes!

Macarons

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/macaron

Choux Pastry

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/177282775898/sweetoothgirl-chocolate-blackberry-choux-buns

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/177256857818/sweetoothgirl-mascarpone-raspberry-rose-cream

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/176673410788/choux-a-la-creme-glacee-ice-cream-sandwiches

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/149900437808/sweetoothgirl-cannoli-cream-filled-choux

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/cream+puff

Madeleines

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/135354459607/hot-cocoa-madeleines

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/173976824627/chocolate-covered-strawberry-matcha-madeleines

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147455291472/spiced-madeleines

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/172086381721/madeleines-with-lemon-curd

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/161337106109/gluten-free-pistachio-madeleines

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/116144398998/chocolate-mint-chip-madeleines

Éclairs

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/eclair

Croissants

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/Croissant

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/chocolate+croissant

Financier

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/113025232287/pistachio-saffron-rose-financiers

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/145458248273/sweetoothgirl-roasted-rhubarb-financier

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/147466952937/pepita-financiers-with-nectarines-gluten-free

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/124448971351/strawberry-financiers

Tarts

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/172085523888/paris-mont-blanc-chestnut-biscuit-with-a

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/169933023644/pistachio-paris-brest

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/176735787794/sweetoothgirl-fresh-fruit-tart-with-vanilla

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/177070867175/sweetoothgirl-tarte-au-citron

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/167947942718/sweetoothgirl-almond-apple-tarte-fine-with

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/158555882999/sweetoothgirl-tarte-au-chocolat-meringu%C3%A9e

Tarte Tatin

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165801491250/sweetoothgirl-salted-maple-apple-tarte-tatin-with

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/151253080498/sweetoothgirl-pink-pearl-apple-calvados

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/165243027169/sweetoothgirl-maple-fig-tarte-tatin

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/159766463041/sweetoothgirl-nutella-banana-tarte-tatin

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/136225044590/carrot-tarte-tatin-glazed-with-orange-juice

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/136646284255/amazing-apple-tarte-tatin

Galettes

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/galette

Petit four

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/176810455625/sweetoothgirl-strawberry-and-chocolate-petit

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/172780957264/sweetoothgirl-peanut-butter-and-jelly-petit

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/131319985030/smores-petit-fours

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/173425850682/sweetoothgirl-coconut-lemon-curd-petit-fours

Canelés

http://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/170233130797/sweetoothgirl-orange-blossom-canel%C3%A9s

I think that is everything I have!

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