DEEP WORLD SEA

call me faye, i just want to hang out with the alligators and cogitate with the cranes. this is my public blog for certified goofs and gaffs pfp by MUZINABU

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[onenicebugperday]

Surreal insect paintings by Nathiola on Reddit (Posted with permission!)

This artist on Instagram

[alexriesart]

A creature I designed for Subnautica 2: the Hycean!

Inspired by pelagic snails like heteropods and siphonophores.

[eldritchgirlthing]

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

[tartmagica]

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[foreveriallyzombified]

The biggest ever evidence for the “haters are truly just jealous“ theory is When everyone was dunking on these delightful images of jack Nicholson enjoying a delicious hoagie in a boat and then jumping playfully into the sea. there is honest to God nothing I would rather be doing than exactly this. any man who claims this is lame or that he looks gross in any capacity is lying, & seething with jealousy

[foreveriallyzombified]

[natures-art]

Artwork by Catapult-Turtle on deviantArt

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[omegaverse]

i tthink some girl just sent her frozen rp to our 200+ student gc and icant bring myself to open it because im afraid it will flood my system with neurotoxins

[niqvassieart]

A Collotheca rotifer I found in a pond by the river. This tiny sessile animal sits in a gelatinous tube with its long hairs extended to draw single-celled organisms down into its mouth. Here, the prey gathers until the rotifer contracts and 'swallows' them. It also appeared to regurgitate food particles into its mouth area, possibly to attract more prey but unsure.

The hairs are truly beautiful when it moves, opening like a rippling flower.

[thecollectibles]

Mountain shepherds by Ivan Yakushev

[averagesizedperson]

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

[awetfrog]

restarted the p1 bachelor playthrough I softlocked by being too much of a bitch (roleplaying accurately)

[zero1qn2]

Directions, revisited

[joshlovesyou]