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@sleepymoney
ilove bunies a lot and htae men soso much and thijs inclfues trans men
missndry forever <3
get more transfemfinist now !!!!!!!!!!!!
reajd whipping girl rn
tma/tme are agreat way of describingnnh the dystemic issued transmisogyniszed peolle face
youthliberation RAAAHH!!
mmy scarey gunshots
13 people unfollwoed theyr were unworthy and wil be killed so bad
12 NEW FOLWOERS YAAYAYAYYA
TRANSFEMSINSIM FOREVVRR !!!
strogn bad ,,.,,, tf2 meet rhe scout monologue ?
Can you make Strong Bad say trans rights if he hasn't already please?
y'know, i'm not sure he would? like... it doesn't come up in the cartoon, but you can imagine how he'd be about it if he met a trans person. his whole bit is a desperate and kind of pathetic attempt to project and enforce a grade-school no-girls-allowed ideal of machismo. you've seen how he treats Strong Sad, and how he feels about gender nonconformity:
so like, his first reaction is gonna be bad. his immediate instinct is always to find a way to mock someone, failures of masculinity are some of his favorite mockery targets... it's gonna start ugly.
and like, is there any plausible way he learns? he's clearly got a highly-developed sense of social decorum, but how's he going to incorporate a change into that sense? there's no one in Free Country USA he respects- even if people give him dirty looks and call him a jerk, he's just going to eat that up. he's the antagonist! he's Strong Bad! there's a whole song about how Strong Bad Is A Bad Guy! rebuke is the air he breathes, and he will never reform since there's no one who can--
-wait. no. hang on.
there is someone in Free Country USA whose word Strong Bad takes as gospel and immediately changes his tune when criticized by. someone who is nothing if not ready to insist that someone is a lady despite appearances to the contrary.
it probably happens by accident.
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way
don’t do a brain swap with nyan. she has congenital insensitivity to pain and you probably don’t
nyan in somebody else’s body: oh :( i liked being dinosaur
somebody else in nyan’s body: *mentally whiting out because nyan doesn’t have skin under her chassis*
me and the gang when we're werebears and the moon is coming out: woahhhhh we're halfway bear. woah-ho! turning into bears!
my friends are trying to cancel me for this shit
My least consequential hot take is that most people are wrong about Zucker Abrahams Zucker comedies. They're the guys who did Airplane and Naked Gun and Top Secret and if you mention them to almost anyone, they'll say that those comedies are all about cramming in as many jokes as possible. You just keep throwing jokes at the audience and even if only a quarter of them land, that's still enough to be funny, because there are just so many jokes. But that's not what ZAZ movies are like at all. There's usually one big joke every scene. That's quite standard for a comedy movie, maybe even a little low compared to, say, an animated sitcom, where every line is gonna be a joke or a lead-up to a joke. ZAZ movies get this reputation for a few reasons, none of which are the actual pace of the jokes. ZAZ movies are consistently comedic: there aren't serious scenes, which makes the audience feel like they've seen more jokes than a regular movie. The jokes are very high in absurdism and frequently break the plot, tone and physical space of the movie. Again, that makes you feel like the jokes are more central than they are in a more grounded comedy, which makes you imagine them as being more dense. Finally, and maybe most importantly, the jokes are often in the background of the shot or on off-beats where you don't expect a joke. The fact that there are big jokes in the backgrounds and off-beats might make you think the joke density is really high, except that in the scenes that have these jokes, they are the only jokes. If there's a joke in the background, the scene in the foreground is going to be played straight. Jokes don't distract from jokes in ZAZ movies. That's just not what they do. None of this matters, of course. I don't even like ZAZ movies that much. It just bothers me that people are incorrect about this.
I'm starting a new program called TAD talks. They're like TED talks, but you only get to talk about things that don't matter to you or anyone else
What does TAD stand for? Tertiary Annoyance Dissertation?
yeaa... thats burger of my saturday, thats burger..... :)
she's burger!!!!!!!!!
me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left
It WAS a very cool movie! Explosions everywhere and all that!!!
if you're disappointed with Taylor Swift's new album just a reminder that all profits from streaming The Slur Song go towards me purchasing an egg salad sandwich
20,000 notes and i'll buy the mayonaise
Um, ACTUALLY this post is extremely misleading, since there are receipts proving that you previously donated $2016 to a charity for homeless LGBT teens and did not buy ANY egg salad sandwiches at all. Clearly not ALL proceeds are going towards egg salad sandwiches and I just think we should be very careful about which artists we choose to support.
I'm sorry
If a particular air freshener scent is only ever used in bathrooms it becomes the smell of shit by proxy
Absofuckinglutely not
bunny can fly
Kkeep goinjg litle bunny.....
bnuy can do ti againn soon
do you ever daydream about suddenly losing your ethical background and making your fortune off of inventing something like Runic Astrology
such norse gods as yggdrasil and the rest of the pantheon
- Most rock-types families have different rock compositions, but veterinary-wise it boils down to around 10 types of substitute filling in case of chipping and breakage. It's essentially sterile concrete with different (regular, non-pokemon) rocks mixed in
- The reason bug-types are generally so frail and weak is that like in real life, veterinary care for them is barely developed, so they pretty much die from anything
- Steel-types are very hard to sedate safely so they're usually operated on under the numbing effect of vibrations
- The most common problem in steel-types is accidental magnetization. It fucks up their sense of direction and electroreception
- Much like how not all water-types are made of water, not all ground-types are made of dirt, and they can get seriously hurt if there's soil, particularly heavy metals contaminated soil, in their diet
- Pokemon antidote only works on pokemon poisons. Which have very distinct symptoms in humans (a sudden craving for pecha berries and fatigue followed by fainting) . It's not a hangover cure. Please.
its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act
then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.
it’s just this
