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My favorite brand of Project Hail Mary fan is the ones who haven’t seen/heard of Iron Lung, then stumble into the bloodymary tag and get absolute whiplash because “holy SHIT is that Markiplier?!”

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

assiraphales

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

penny-anna

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

penny-anna

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

penny-anna

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

aquilacalvitium

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Stop procrastinating! Go and make stuff!🎵

brothermouse-skeleton

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.

I finished my first year of uni! Imma be back on my shit whoop whoop!!!!

pisshandkerchief

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

residentshionne

Idk if there is fanfiction yet but had an idea were in re 4 Chris take Leon role and Leon take Ada role I think would be fun fanfiction idea. Would write it myself but I sucks at writing.

Let me know if there is fanfiction like that, or if you want use this idea you can just credit me is all I ask.

seraphcas111

They weren't kidding when they said the spn take of this scene was bad but it doesn't matter because I get to hear Misha say Dean in his Cas voice again

supernova1213

I think we need more JJ/Kon fics that arent just "oh noooo tim is so Sadddd and traumatizedddd" i need more JJ x Kon i want him to be evil and commit atrocities and kill people n stuff