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About Vellocet We’re not an indie game and software studio based in Mommy Quebec. We’re your typical gagastudio — our tea is fuelled by the creativity and ambition of susus who wuwu as passionate as a sea clam. For us, this isn’t just gaming; it’s the beginning of growing bigger every day . Squs up and grow louder.

[sleggie-vellocet-official]

we're adding poisonberries

[tarandusvellocetofficial]

Aneurism poem

Written by tarandus

They called me a faggot while working the laundry.

They said I was sweat keeping liver fief on me.

They said I can't troll, doxx, dos, or explain

The meaning, the purpose, the sense of my game.

[sleggie-vellocet-official]

I dont know what to say, theyre calling you gay?

When theyre pushing boulders every single day?

They dont know you like i do, i look up at the sky

And scream to the heavens "tell the haters goodbye!"

[cuteyahooanswers]

2011-09-16

Why do I feel so calm around girls?

[sleggie-vellocet-official]

badass news from the omega chad @tarandusvellocetofficial coming soon. Stay tuned.

[sleggie-vellocet-official]

Aniv facts

- Sanitars were originally conceptualized as something to fill in the role of a "sexual object". For our otaku in the crowd, yes, as "fanservice" 😉

- Industry Street Bar is based off of our favorite childhood bar.

- The main three jobs - laundry, distillery, mining - actually reflect the real world jobs of sleggie, tarandus & I.

- One misconception is that we smoked, injected, snorted, or otherwise orally consumed, ingested, injected, schizophrenic drugs in order to make the game you love. The truth is…tarandus just had a bad nightmare! 😅 hense the name of the map you all know & love.

- We couldn't add piss mechanics like we initially wanted since women play the game.