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i like when ppl reblog posts “so&so just did this by taking adderall” and its usually an amazing or wild feat and i just gotta say, as someone with adhd. this is why my insurance doesnt cover adderall. this is why adderall is classified as a narcotic in my state. im glad yall are havin fun abusing meds i need to live. hope it was worth it.
this post is okay and encouraged to reblog bc yall keep turning a blind eye to this nonsense
Multi level marketing schemes have been fucking haunting and ruining my life for like over a year (not my involvement because hell no but people around me) and I think it is a topic that everyone should talk about more but I would like to see leftists especially engage with it more. These things are ruining people's lives, and often those people are working class women. Not only does it lead people into debt but it ruins people's relationships and a lot of these groups are practically or just straight up cults. And we should not write off people who get involved in these things as stupid and someone who fell for an obvious scam, these groups lie to and manipulate people and a lot of intelligent, good people end up caught up in them. Part of the problem is people aren't being informed of their tactics. Every last one of them is going to tell you that they're not like the others and they aren't a pyramid scheme and have a lot of nefarious moves they make to get people roped in.
video game companies really think hyperreality somehow makes games better… it does not! it just makes them hyper realistic lol and it sure doesn’t make my console feel any better either… instead of putting hours of effort into making a character’s arm hair look realistic how about u put some effort into something that matters like idk the plot maybe
I’m just saying, everybody loved Spyro and it didn’t even have basic water physics
spyro looked like someone duct taped together triangles and op is still right
catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either
a very gentle looking asian golden cat
very kind looking, round. 10/10
and then the other in the genus is
the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.
I probably spent too much time making this
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
thinkin about the conspiracy theory that sc*oter braun derailed victoria justice’s career to boost ariana’s, and the way kesha and jojo were unable to release albums for literal years because of men in the industry and if we look outside the music industry the way megan fox’s career was destroyed because she spoke up against a powerful man, or how winona ryder’s career never really recovered because she was no longer desirable to men and just countless other talented women ruined by men with too much power that shit hurts man and for every man who does this there’s dozens of men and women staying silent about it on the sidelines and it just has to stop
I had class at the gardens today and while I was eating lunch by the pond, watching the family of ducks that comes into the picnic area to beg for food. Today, the mother mallard had her offspring in tow. The sight was very adorable and resulted in much salad and fries being thrown thier way. I was only sort of paying attention to thier movments when the following conversation took place at the next table over:
Toddler, just learning how to talk: *excited gasp* A FUCK!
Mother: JENNA NO!
Jenna, bouncing up and down with glee: BABYS! BABY FUCKS! BABY FUCKS!
Mother, hissing whisper of desperation: J e n n a p l e a s e !
Jenna, ecstatic:FEEDA FUCKS! FEEDA FUCKS!
Jenna, turning to me and gesturing: BABY FUCKS!!
Me: Yeah! Did you know a baby Duck is called a Duckling?
Jenna: !!!!!
Jenna: MOMMY! FUCKLEYS!
Mother: I’m so sorry.
Me: Are you kidding? This is the highlight of my week.
Jenna, chanting as shes loadedint the stroller and wheeled away: BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY!
The ducks continued their search for fries, uncaring.
Instruments are so expensive. I should get them for free for being annoying.
“You just let me take this home, no questions asked, and I won’t play it in your garden at three in the morning, okay? Decline my generous offer, however, and I will make your life a living hell.”
Eight-hundred dollars for a new keytar? No, thank you. I should just be allowed to have it, I think. I don’t have to justify myself to you.
Obviously, I’m partially joking, but like… The fact that instruments are so obscenely inaccessible is a big problem for me.
The amount of friends I had in high school who dropped orchestra or band because they couldn’t afford to rent their instruments anymore? Gross!
The amount of kids who give up on music because their cheap ass instruments sound like shit and they think it’s a lack of talent? Gross!
I’m privileged enough to have people in my life with money who have given me accordions and cellos and keytars to dick around on, but like.
You can pry my ukuleles and melodicas and stylophones and venovas and shitty, ancient, duct-taped-together Casios from my cold, dead hands. “Oh, they’re quirky funnyman instruments.” Fuck you. They’re cheap, fun, and easy to learn.
A kid learning “All Star” on a fuckin’ thumb piano or whatever is still a kid getting into music. If that teenage girl wants to pluck out Twenty-One Pilot’s entire discography on her First Act ukulele from Walmart, that’s wonderful. I can play the Tetris theme on this $40 children’s accordion, and I fully intend to make that everyone else’s problem.
And you’re an elitist dickbag who under no circumstances cares about music if you think that doesn’t rule.
“I can play the Tetris theme on this $40 children’s accordion, and I fully intend to make that everyone else’s problem.”
OP is correct, and also i love them.
nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
vacation juice
I miss when ‘getting sea air’ was a viable prescription for most maladies
yeah how come my doctor hasn’t instructed me to become a pirate for my own health yet? what’s up with that
Chris brown was called out earlier by multiple women who said he had a “No darkskin” rule where he’d allegedly prevent darkskinned women from entering his section at the club. He now responds to a Black Woman who told him she’d “never discriminate against her own kind” in regards to the “I only wanna f*ck black b*tches with the nice hair” lyric he had in his new song.
I don’t understand why anyone even supports him.
1. He’s abusive af.
2. Manipulative af.
3. Problematic af.
4. Colorist...... How could you discriminate against black women, when you yourself are black? I don’t understand......
I can’t get with women who go crazy over this man.
I think a lot of Black women support him anyway because his behaviors and words are not as "shocking" as we wish they were. We've heard these kinds of sentiments from Black men around us all our lives. Say you haven't and I know you are lying. It's our reality, our normal. It's like someone saying "The sky is blue". Nothing shocking there. Unfortunately it's a part of Black womanhood to hear Black men talk about us like this. Chris Brown is a Black man being a Black man and it's just another Monday.
a lot of people are probably also holding on to the “run it” young chris brown and hes simply not that kid anymore lol. shit, he may have never been that person he seemed to be.
Shit, even back then you could tell. Go back and watch “Kiss Kiss” or “With You” or “Forever”. He noticeably only had light skinned or nonblack Latina women as the love interests in his music videos
indigenous religions need to be acknowledged and treated with respect and so do indigenous sacred lands.
fun fact: just because something isn’t sacred to you doesn’t mean it isn’t sacred!
That last part is SO important to understand
*gently places a small clump of moss in your hand*
we shall be married in the morning
saw a post saying “dont beg men to love you” and thats absolutely true but i have an addition i dont want to add to the post and Derail. but dont beg ANYONE to love you. im serious. not just romantically. not parents, friends, family, and especially not significant others. if you find yourself having to beg for scraps of love its time to pack it up and move on.
The only appropriate way to respond when the fuckboy you’ve just recently started talking to starts going “Lol my wife/girlfriend is jealous of you and I don’t know why, tee hee”
Are you ready?
Block him.
Block his wife / girlfriend.
Take the wind right out of those sails.
You don’t have to “convince” anybody that “you mean no harm.” You just don’t have to deal with this insecure petty bullshit. Whether he’s a piece of shit who’s looking to cheat or she’s a control freak who is insecure and pushing him away is irrelevant. Remove yourself from those people and those lives while they’re still strangers and acquaintances. You don’t owe them a goddamned explanation. Problem solved. Go make new friends.
Okay but the number of reblogs and likes this got in only a few hours is so reassuring like I’m so happy there are people out there who actually KNOW THIS and like, know better. That is a huge relief.
I wish I had this wisdom several years ago.
Ya have it now. Don’t waste time on fuckboys playing head games or get yourself caught in the middle of a relationship dispute that you literally have nothing to do with and want no part of. Laugh right in their faces and then cut ties forever.
There’s a lot of great people worth getting to know out there. Don’t waste your time on immature jerks. You’re worth more than that, and the non-jerks will recognize it.
The man is a legend agshjdjd
