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SEA SURROUNDED who has time to dream of mountains?
hey all! i’ve finally taken the first steps towards something i’ve wanted to do for a long time now, which is actually writing a book. SEA SURROUNDED is the story i’m choosing for this, as it’s been a story which literally saved my life.
the premise is this: the apocalypse has come, leaving the survivors stranded on the acid-ocean 25 years later, clinging to the husks of ships large enough to not sink. focusing on many individuals, the action takes place on a decrepit cruise ship where tensions with other communities are coming to a head.
to help things along, i’ve set up a process blog @seasurrounded where i’ll be posting updates and snippets as i work, as well as a patreon for anybody who wants to help support this project financially.
i’ve often jokingly described the project as “Water World, minus Kevin Costner and the nonsense”, but it does have a special place in my heart, so if you are in any way interested in following or supporting this project, thank you! you make this young lesbian happy and grateful.
Yo everyone my good friend Kit is writing a book based on the life-changing Apocalypse World campaign we played earlier this year! Check it out; it’s gonna be awesome.
you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess
“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”
“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”
“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”
“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”
me at the joke store buying a new joke
clerk: would you like a bag for that?
me: no thanks. i'm gonna wear it out
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what if instead of laughing we just clacked our teeth loudly
My fave April Fools prank today so far is Japanese McDonald’s new XXXS fry.
Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.
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what the fuck have you done
seriously though if you arent voting for wretched tooth what are you doing