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* Standing here with a really big teeshirt that says 'i love the platonic familial relationship between Ichi and Desscaras *

birdybomb

Your favorite uber-talented-badass-world's-greatest witch ✨ Desscaras ✨ Print available @ birdybomb.com/shop

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

levitatingfeline

[Audio: A voice with an echo as if speaking in a large hall says emphatically, "Basketball Dracula isn't real, dude. He can't-" The speaker gasps as something squeaks. The squeaking continues until the speaker whispers "Oh, thank god." Then the sound of a basketball bouncing, a loud horn plays, and an organ dramatically starts playing Toccata and Fugue. /End ID]

[ID: Tumblr post by creepymutelilbugger which reads "The bar for what a normal post on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else". /End ID]

cosmonaut-observer

If you live in the UK you need to see this

Protect Internet Freedom from now until forever. It's important existentially! Americans stand with UK citizens in our struggle against government censorship

russettrush

We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential ag

Got the link via @finalducc

If you live in the UK, please be sure to take part in this!

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@daysleftofsecondterm

starlightshadowsworld

You guys have my whole heart for sharing this I had no idea will be filling this out and encourage all my fellow brits to do soo too. If you’re not from the UK please keep sharing this around we have till the 26th May to submit these in.

This whole thing was set up without our say we all need to make sure we’re heard.

cheese24k

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

this is so fucking relaxing

4ngelbride

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

sailor-artemis

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

sabertoothwalrus

STOP USING THE SUPERNATURAL MEME FOR YOUR FANDOM NEWS. IF JOE BIDEN ISNT ANNOUNCING ALIENS ARE REAL BY KISSING THEM WITH TONGUE LIVE ON TWITCH I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!

kittykittyredcat

tooaya

Drinking buddies

kimyoonmiauthor

US Book ban on LGBTQIA books

The nationwide book ban bill, HR 7661, has progressed out of committee and into the House. Here's what you need to know to take action.

At least hit the shiny repost button if you're going to do nothing else. This should not stand.

Stop the bill dead in its tracks. LGBTQIA people have a right to be represented in books.

daysleftofsecondterm

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penny-anna

Saw an ad the other day that was like having trouble concentrating at work? Try granola! And for a moment I was like ah a wholesome advertisement... Granola... Good for your brain... Anyway turns out that's the name of an AI assistant

penny-anna

a lot of ppl getting legitimately annoyed at this product in the notes and I'd like to clarify that this is what i was going for:

leolaroot

average tumblr staff post does read like.

We Heard You. We Understand We Fucked Up. Please Please Please Forgive Us. Ohh Crawling Like A Worm. Sliding Across The Linoleum. We're Sorry. We're Sorry. We're Sorry.

Alrernate Ending:

We Heard You. We Disagree. You Will Get Over This. Please Please Please Stop Complaining. Crawl For Me Like A Worm. Show Us Your Tits. Lick My Heel. Lick My Heel. Lick My Heel.

leolaroot

1st one is for when theyve inconvenienced fan fiction authors Second is for when minorities are being harassed and harmed