I Don't Know What You Expected

I'm Anaf, pronounced On-off, like a switch/20/Texas

[welcometoyouredoom]

[setheverman]

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

[onlyblackgirl]

[tancong]

“Please send help we asked our mccree how he aims so well and he sent us this photo”

By charizarder

[zvaigzdelasas]

This man is living in 4034

[cuddlebabies]

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wallespider]

unmute this you won’t regret it

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Omfg

[lesethickums-deactivated2022011]

Howdy bitch 😂😂😂

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[arielvevo-blog]

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[thysilus]

help im sad

[raulassparza-deactivated2015092]

[epicallyepicepicosity-deactivat]

[raccoonfootproductions]

This is the most wholesome political comic I’ve ever seen.

[yemme]

I approve this message. 

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[ithelpstodream]

[readyfordeath]