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Cosmic! 28, transmasc. he/they/co Desktop theme is Polaris by galacticpasta Main/Memes/Original Art @slimebiter. Aesthetics @spacycosmos

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[thesinlesssinner]

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”

[ot3]

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

[rabbitkinglune777]

if this gets 500 notes I'll draw Hitch and Hitomi making out sloppy bi-t4t style

[rabbitkinglune777]

well uh...fuck

[smallpwbbles]

You guys need to forgive me because I’m going to be unapologetically crazy about this parallel and Pomni and Jax’s relationship going forward

[gameclam]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[crimsonflowerz]

that one friend who isn't going to survive tonight

[crimsonflowerz]

turn around bro lol

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[slimebiter]

i need a specific author wiped off the face of the planet

[bllmak]

steel samurai con is going great

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

Original

[chicorystreetcoffee]

[no-one-offical]

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[emptyskiff]

bestie hours

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[synibread]

klav headshots and mia lol

[killhitleragain]