Things I didn't keep to myself

she/they | Furry My obsessions are games and stories with emphasis on the fantastical and the unnatural. Expect ruminations and daydreams. Occasionally lewd.

[boonsky]

A favor, pls no bully.

|♫ Bon Bon ♫|

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[themechnamedashley]

That giggle is *everything*. That joy.

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

There needs to be nore sub werewolf stuff, just in general

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[comrade-ashenov]

Best friend activities

[comrade-ashenov]

How to gf

[comrade-ashenov]

Taming a proud kitten

[kuylar]

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[sist-girlfriend-loving]

Got my big sister high and now I can play with her to my hearts content

[rosepeta1s]

Another short, very self-indulgent comic based on that one post I made. w/ kinda added translation, enjoy :^]

Caine: POMNI!! WE ARE NOW MEXICAN!!

Pomni: AAahh!! Caine! I told you to stop jumpscaring!

Pomni: Caine, what's up wi-

Caine: (cat call whistle)

Caine: ( very street-informal way of asking someone out on a date )

Pomni: ((Who taught him that?!))

Caine: ((That's how you ask someone out, right?))

[slimecoveredvixen]

I did not know that expression. The more you know.

[transdaemonium]

literally normal to fantasise abt caring for a girl

[k4ty-cat]

You can't even cry in front of girls to get what you want anymore they just get hard and rub themselves against your tear-covered face

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[mydogtige]

Headpats

[kinda-pushy-fem]

Dress up the doll princess. You know you want to. It'd be so cutes. I can get out the big pink spiral if that helps convince you

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[queen-thick-dick]

This crumbling America economy can't even support a decent kidnapping kink. I chat this vulnerable prey girl up, tell her I'm gonna stalk and kidnap her and then chain her to.... what? My particle board dresser? My fucking flat pack bedframe? "Your radiator, obviously." IN AN APARTMENT??? FUCK YOUUUUUUU