[slimehandler]

IM GETTING A T SCRIPT AS WE SPEAK!!!!! FUCKKKKK YES !!!!!

[importantpics]

[correctopinionhaver]

[yellow-cat]

fat pet cat is a kind of weighted blanket

[dogpuppy]

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[putridslime]

what if we kill everyone. has anyone considered that

[saintprey]

dedicated to my first love 🖤

[polkadotmotmot]

Olive Diamond - Belt of Venus, 2022

[sailatina3]

Jobs are evil

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[scorpionlafemme]

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[wizard0rb]

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

[kaelio]

Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

[ladyvean]

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

[kaelio]

just to be clear

[free-my-mindd]