Slimey Ass Boi

I’m a Slimey creature who loves Shit Post Memes, Thicc Cats, Overwatch, and Dragon Quest. All in that order.

[doggosource]

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[racial]

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[teathattast]

[gorps]

[humortelible]

[pettycentral]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[porterr-robinson]

[teathattast]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[adonischildsupportcase]

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Mind y’all business

[chill0naperochingona]

[bird-big]

NASTY

[tubbywubbyponywaifu]

Me and the girls on our way to get ihop

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[stankypurple]

[slimeysmilez]

Me @ my math teachers

[pururin]