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19years of deathly age he/thee is gay and mary emphasis on gay welcome to all who wish to know more! (dms openz)

[slip-root]

what does gay and mary mean? am i stupid?

hi bestie👏👏

sorry for answering almost two months later, its supposed to be gay and merry but ig i mispelled it, and i never changed it so its just there -_-'

[gloomycl0wn]

Had such an awesome day today with my sisters @f4rtf4ce and @slip-root !!!! So glad to hangout with them!!! Can’t wait for the next hangout 🤤🤤

[slip-root]

I think oomf is mad at me...

[slip-root]

WHAT THE HELL😭😭 how have i had this account since i was twelve... this is disgusting

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[slip-root]

I'm sorry what the ACTUAL FUCKITY FRICK

[slip-root]

i love being teased i love being led on i love being told im the most important person in his life only for him to turn around and go on a date with some fucking random and i love that he told me that he doesn't "think anything is gonna come from it". i am so full of LOVE and GRATITUDE! I LOVE IT. i love it so much. i love being the afterthought. I am so grateful! that i get to take up that spot. THANK YOU! FOR FILLING ME WITH LOVE! FOR FILLING ME WITH GRATITUDE! you have TRULY gave me PURPOSE!

[slip-root]

On Deltarune chapter four rn!! Jockington WILL grow a beard!

[slip-root]

ITS GONNA BE MAY

[slip-root]

PLEASE IM DYING, I THINK PANDA EXPRESS GAVE ME FOOD POISONING

[slip-root]

HELP

[slip-root]

Lowkey guys... the gardening era is BACK!

[slip-root]

guys i just found a wannabe alexandria's watermelon in the wild???

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[beardedmrbean]

[slip-root]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!!!! this is my second Ides of march on tumblr and i'm SOOO happy for all the celebrations that are coming soon!!

Fun fact: did you know it's also national egg cream day?

[slip-root]

I think the singular form of sheep should be shoop, like how the singular form of geese is goose

[slip-root]

HAPPY PI DAY!! hope you guys are ONLY enjoying round pies today as they directly showcase the amount of times the diameter of a circle can wrap around its circumference!!