Sloth Attorney

I wish I was playing Magic: The Gathering right now. Currently Reading: Invisible Cities by Italio Calvino Currently Playing: Space Marine 2

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[transmutationisms]

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

[slothattorney]

Really dont love the "Wojack True Crime" videos ive been seeing on socials lately. I would rather have two sociopaths hawking HelloFresh ads than have my murder narrativized with fucking Wojacks.

[slothattorney]

That guy that got blasted off here for telling too many zionists to kill themselves was correct, the Southern Reach Trilogy slaps.

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[senatortedcruz]

Really truly genuinely me

[bapouro]

when Metal Gear Solid 5 came out the disc came with a poster that was just a map of northern Kabul, Afghanistan and me and my brother used to fight over it

[bapouro]

when Metal Gear Solid 5 came out the disc came with a poster that was just a map of northern Kabul, Afghanistan and me and my brother used to fight over it

[slothattorney]

Single baguette in a bag has put in so much work communicating to audiences that grocery shopping happened

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[veltroxx]

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

[henstomper]

now i can finally play as a vampire: the masquerade character in a tabletop roleplaying game

[bunnywand-archive]

had a dream last night that i was really hungry and ordered a pizza, and when it arrived i ate a slice so quickly i didn't notice it had pepperoni on (i'm vegetarian) and my response was to log onto dream tumblr and post this meme on my dream blog?? 🍕

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[jeekoftheweek]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

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[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[gaycop]

i love thorn and her monk robe