Sloth Attorney

I wish I was playing Magic: The Gathering right now. Currently Reading: Invisible Cities by Italio Calvino Currently Playing: Space Marine 2

[slothattorney]

Move over Italio Calvino, I've got a new favorite author. Italio Calvino but a different book.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[zedogica]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[halimaidmf]

The backrooms was interesting, but it would have been better if it was about a naive rich teen trying to learn the nature of the mysterious incident which ended his family and the golden witch Beatrice on a private island off the coast of Japan

[captain-price-returns]

americans constructing racial segregation laws: so imagine a burger

[squishysphealgirl]

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

[captainkupo]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[theehorsepusssy]

[grickle14]

Good morning!

[slothattorney]

Man, I know its kinda just "okay" by RGG game standards, but I did ugly cry at the end of The Man Who Erased His Name

[slothattorney]

The end of the DS family means the end of touch screen menuing outside of like... switch games that remember the device has a touch screen. Worse than the burning of the library of Alexandria. JRPGs will never recover from this.

[slothattorney]

Dante's Inferno would unironically go hard as an RPGMaker horror game

[lilyblisslys]

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

[slothattorney]

Best video essay topics are always "How little power would it take to corrupt this person's soul"