yeezus taught me

[slowacoustics]

this girl in drama club, you think you're whitney but you sound like britney...

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

I was like twelve. I swear, if you tell anyone I’m going to burn all your Britney Spears CDs.

[slowacoustics]

but what will we jam to when we go for late night starbucks runs?!

[romanized]

Although I don’t mind the kinky shit in Fifty Shades, I do wish people read Shakespeare more because making clever sexual puns would be so much more socially acceptable.

[slowacoustics]

nathan. don't tell me you stooped low enough to actually read it?  

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

Mmm, I think I’ll choose biology.

But you can watch me if you want. 

[slowacoustics]

guess that's better than what i was doing 

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

Either way, Shakespeare is horrible.

[slowacoustics]

uh, come again?

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

You have to let go of those High School Musical fantasies. I remember when you used to write Zac Efron fanfiction. Those were dark times.

[slowacoustics]

that didn't stop you from reading all of them

[slowacoustics]

just walked past a group of girls who think el james is the new shakespeare

[insertblankspace]

Then all my love is for you.

( ` pops in the cd and presses the next button till the song comes on ) 

Nice to meet you Where you been? I could show you incredible things Magic, madness, heaven, sin…

[slowacoustics]

i'm gonna start singing, i don't care what you say--saw you there and i thought oh my god look at that face--dance with me!--you look like my next mistake

[insertblankspace]

Well, you see…

It’s been a while… So, how about you refresh my memory for me lovely?

[slowacoustics]

vanilla chai latte, extra espresso shot, hold the froth--largest size possible! i want to stay up tonight. 

[nightmarieshits]

Same goes for you, but hopefully no one will miss you.

[slowacoustics]

it's okay, i'll have rhonda with me, i'm good. 

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

Play time is over. Biology homework awaits me. 

[slowacoustics]

biology homework can wait for one night

[insertblankspace]

Bruh, what the fuck. You disgust me.

[slowacoustics]

shut up i know you love me. c'mon i'll take you to lunch--i came into possession of fifty dollars last week that i'm dying to use. 

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

Nattie, get a boyfriend so you can bother him and not me.

[slowacoustics]

unless troy bolten becomes a non-fictional character it looks like you're stuck with me 

[slowacoustics]

sehun still hasn't noticed that i borrowed fifty bucks from his wallet last week. dumbshit. 

[aepiecesofshit-deactivated20200]

Nat — no.

[slowacoustics]

but -- telena -- 

[nightmarieshits]

It can be fifty years and I’d still never let you on.

[slowacoustics]

if she goes missing one day, it's not my fault 

[insertblankspace]

Well, since it’s you. I guess I’ll make a exception.

[slowacoustics]

love you too liv. you know how i like my coffee right?