real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
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real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
me turning the world communist
huh maybe i should get through more than half the video before commenting
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what the hell
This makes me really chuffed
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
goddamnit.
all of you go to hell
And you wonder why i am boggled at times
These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.
Why the fuck do these exist
One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition.
English: the language that pretty much sounds like it’s making things up as it goes
“In 1986 Grandma was worried I wasn’t settling down. So I told her I was having a relationship—with a woman. “I am settling down, in my own way.” And the sunlight settled on the dust on the mantlepiece and the cat settled in Grandma’s lap and Grandma said there were two nurses boarding in her mother’s house in Yorkshire in 1916. And Grandma said she was in love with one of them. 70 years later, she still remembered waiting at the bottom of the boarding-house stairs to blush and smile hello at the funny, dark-eyed nurse she loved. Love between women? Unforgettable.”
— Eleni Prineas, in Finding the Lesbians: Personal Accounts from Around the World (via elliesattlers)
Come back with a warrant
This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.
When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree
I can’t believe I forgot the best one
This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!
i will cherish this. thank you.
I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...
I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech
My Therapist: Then do it.
Me: I’m sorry?
My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.
Me: Ah- Oh.
My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.
YO this is legit
My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out”
I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful.
I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain
Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it
Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.
My brother had a lot of trouble focusing his energy when he was little and my mom would have him go out in the yard and run a lap around the house screaming at the top of his lungs and it was like a reset button and also he loved it
HE IS HERE!!
HE IS HERE!!
OOOohh HE IS COMING
WHO?
H I M
I love this because it’s basically just saying “his ideas were so crazy and awful that it motivated people to try and find any other explanation just to prove him wrong” like, so much research was done with the basis of “I fucking hate Freud” what a mood
me: lol brie larson is so gay
[actual legitimate evidence of brie being gay appears]
me:
… internal screaming
SparkNotes’ Twitter is something else.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
oh sheet