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[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[badassdemonsword]

imagine a CEO of a fortune 500 company having this pinned on their lapel

[neuteredcuck11]

No dentist appointment is complete without the knuckle-whitening toe curling agony of having work done while awake I want to ruin my teeth in 2019 so I can feel the blood welling in my mouth like an untapped water source in a cave as the dentist bores holes in me with a drill

[eddiegayass]

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[thundergrace]

Yup!

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[anarchistmemedistro]

[bearotonin-international]

Floofability score: sheep

[bearotonin-international]

Although logic, common sense, and basic self-preservation instincts tell us better, we must agree with you, Good Sir

[bearotonin-international]

A point we cannot refute

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[ad-wills]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[planeposting]

Me when I am playing toys

[only-cat-memes]

[thecolorofthegame]

[importantpics]

[chiimeramanticore]

[pangur-and-grim]

the kitten Belphegor

[pangur-and-grim]

[amygdalae]

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

[reallycoolsoup]

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

[amygdalae]

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe