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David. Semi-professional human being. I do stuff sometimes.

[otarsus]

[blackphoenixincorporated]

WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS ON JANUARY 1st???

[paxavonia]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

[seachord]

s a m e

[askfordoodles]

[highlandvalley]

https://twitter.com/vloc_ol/status/910054949085577216/photo/1

[markv5]

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

[overachieversloth]

I’m gonna shit a brick.

[theweirdwideweb]

[puncromancer]

YOU GOT… The Nut

[puncromancer]

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

[mancydrew]

[ithelpstodream]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[cryingblogger]

my intrusive thoughts: you’re worthless and no one will ever love you

me:

[dumdolly]

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

[dumdolly]

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

[naked-yogi]

^ yup.

[squeejaw-deactivated20180323]

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

[archive-42069-blog-deactivated2]

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[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[babyanimalgifs]

[didyougaming]

[anotherpapercut]

there’s nothing I don’t love about this screenshot

[with-practice]

A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds.

[roman-noodlezz]

Her: come over

Me: I can’t, hurricane Irma is here

Her: my parents aren’t home

[atepa09]

Why the hell would you ever do this? Like what did this accomplish?

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

Uh, its fucking sweet? You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the raw force of nature in the form of a rare windstorm and you’re going to just sit your ass in the car like some kind of bitch boy? Fuck that. I’m going to get out, unzip my pants, and get the world’s fastest blowjob. Get on my level.

[menacherie]

He was trying to measure the wind speed.

[skiptomy]

He’s interviewing her.

[srsfunny]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

I fucking love Venn diagrams.

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

This Made Me Uncomfortable

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

don’t bring a splayd to a knork fight. 

[quaadude]

I studied the splayd

[vortexanomaly]

aluminum spiral…

[groupthinker]

me playin with my gfs titty