Stars hide your fires

Selina - was naiveeevee, lost my account

[dickpuncherdraws]

you know what, fuck this *animal crossings your zukkas*

[dickpuncherdraws]

fuck it, more of them

[dickpuncherdraws]

last two!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[robertacolndrez]

BROAD CITY (2014-2019) Created by Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amuseoffyre]

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

[autumngracy]

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

[v0idbird]

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

[uncle-beanbag]

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

[craigsonoble]

[lordesribs]

Lorde vs other celebs on hot ones

[dankmemeuniversity]

[isabellemenin]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[back-that-sass-up]

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

[raepritewrites]

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

[back-that-sass-up]

god I hope you work in the medical field

[slrnr]

@seductiveonion

[hhoran]

she deadass says food change

[therandomninjakitty]

[lewyn-martell]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[zombeesknees]

#exquisite - this moment was EXQUISITE   #still riding the high from it years later

[sheswanderlost]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[fandom]

Good luck with your meetings today, everyone.

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god