✨Daph✨

Daph | she/her

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Libertarians when they find out they have an organ named the prostate

[cannibalchicken]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[witchhazelsbrew]

a punitive existence

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[flipchild]

[daydreamycrustacean]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Angi Lvŷu aka Alai Ganuza aka Angi Lvyu (Spanish, based Leioa, Spain) - Berry Blast, Paintings: Oil

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[nightmarereverie]

[homoidiotic]

[segamascott]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[soundwave-shipman]

someone: “why does everyone gotta make everything gay guys wilson and house are just gal pals there’s literally nothing gay about them they’re just good friends.”

literally house and wilson every episode:

[maxknightley]

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

[maxknightley]

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak