love who loves you back

sidney | 29 | she/her

[slugmouth]

silly mode

[slugmouth]

okay this teen wolf monster just looks like scrappy doo

[slugmouth]

you’re telling me this 500+ year old creature knows how to use the elevator?? 😭

[slugmouth]

okay this teen wolf monster just looks like scrappy doo

[slugmouth]

it doesn’t help the confusion either that they lost a main character between seasons 4-5 and literally don’t even mention it, they act like that character never even existed

I think the only acknowledgement he existed was a very brief comment from the lacrosse coach saying he left the team ???

[slugmouth]

I’m on season 5 of teen wolf and I cannot tell any of these white boys with brown hair apart

I can’t keep track of the plot

it’s so chaotic

I don’t even recognize the main character sometimes now he just blends in with the rest of the guys

[theehorsepusssy]

[tall]

[slugmouth]

Oh Ya!

[fallout-lou-begas]

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

[fallout-lou-begas]

so back in the late 2000s/early 2010s a bunch of reddit white guys thought it would be epic and awesomesauce to tongue-in-cheekly "class up" rap music by performing as antiquated british gentlemen dandies and rapping about only the most distinguished subject matters (like the "nerdcore" craze but so much worse, genuinely) and that's how you got shit as radioactive as this

[gunsandfireandshit]

We've finally found it, a genre worse than electro-swing.

[fandaniel]

what the fuck

[fandaniel]

been in my head for days

[slugmouth]

I was sososososo calm for the first week after getting my ovaries out

I was taking pain meds though to be fair…………

but I was like 😌😌😌😌😌 I’ve never felt more peace in my life 😌😌😌😌😌

and now I’m just crying over everything, trying not to text my ex that I broke up with like two fucking years ago, oscillating between horny and sobbing, my baseline is like 8/10 pain, and I can’t sleep longer than 4 hours at a time because I’m having nightmares and I can’t stop peeing and surgery might’ve dislocated my hips despite my surgeon’s best effort not to

[slugmouth]

well I survived my surgery

happy yeeterus day

[slugmouth]

I’m getting my ovaries removed in one (1) week and will finally be free of this PMDD hell

[slugmouth]

Ellen the generous been on my mind lately

[slugmouth]

fuck it. bad Christmas romcoms in April

[moth-belly]

[dogpuppy]