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life hack to avoid a felony
bring a container of pasta
put ur magnet in pasta
been doing this for 20 years hasn’t failed me once
Tumblr delted this once so fuck effort
Thursday:
Benefit eyeliner-£10.50
Shopkins thing-£2.80
2020 stargazing-£3.00
Leather watch-£8.00
Cha cha, lolli, bene, Posie lip balm-£15.50(each)
Eyeshadow brushes-£1.00(X2)
Nail kit-£1.00
Beauty blender-£1.00
Green nail polish-£2.50
Lost kitties toy-£3.00
Queen shirt-£8.00
💫£103.80💫
Saturday:
3 doves broach-£7.50
Benefit 'perk up artist' kit-£25.50
Benefit Gold Rush+Dandelion highlight-£26.00
Benefit brow pencil, eyeliner, mini concealer-£18.00(X2),£11.00
Squishy thing-£3.00
Pokémon cards-£4.00(X2)
Hairpin-£5.00
Sailor themed bracelet-£2.50
Cosmetic sharpener-£1.00
Washi tape-£3.00
Faux piercings-£12.00,£6.00
Waterproof plasters-£1.00
Ribena-£1.00
Cards-£3.00
Magnetic bookmarks-£?(X3)
Pikachu pencil case-£9.99
Skull+crossbones pencil case-£4.99
Pen holder-£3.99
Pokémon card case-£9.50
💫£171.47💫
Full total-£275.27
Hello yes i love my wm not having ap on third
Koolaid - .22 × 13
Mio energy - 3.48
Pens - 4.97 × 2
Bathbombs - 2.97 × 2
Avocado - .98
Paper towels - .48
Nail polish remover - .97
Nail complete care - 10.38
Hershey bar - 2.24
Cork screw - .97
Cologne - 6.98
Bubble cake - 3.97
Total:
💰💸49.19💸💰
That bubble cake wasnt bubbly at all but it smelled like sea island cotton from bath and body so 🤷🏻
the haul no one will care about 🌝
I was around valüè villägê today, and sort of spontaneously decided to snatch a few glass candle holders:))
I've wanted something like these for a while (grandma energy, I know), and I just so happened to have my new l!fting purse with me (*´∇`*) I'm gonna put these on my windowsill by my bed like the sappy hoe I am
total saved: like $20
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Stay cozy y'all!! 🎃💖🙏💕🍁🍂❤️🎃🎃🍂
$20 from Pet$mart
groceries
- castile bar soap 5.5
- protein bar 4
- rice (not pictured) 3
stärbûçks
- sandwich 8
total 21
Hey guys. Sorry that I didn’t post the haul from the other day. I’ve been in a shitty place mentally. Anyway, this stuff is from today. Left is Sally’s Beauty Supply and the right is the gas station. I also got two more Red Bull’s that aren’t pictured. It’s my new obsession.
Sally’s Beauty Total: $21
Gas Station Total: $13
GRAND TOTAL: $34
humble catch from my first ever lifting hunt
why i shoplift
cause fuck you and the police😉😉🤗🤗😍🤗☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥bang 🔫🔫bang 🔥🔥🔥 bitch!!!!!!!!!
So apparently everything fucking closed at 6-7pm on Sundays which is bs but whatever...
Today’s Haul
B&Ñ
Loki: $18
It Devours!: $17
Guderama utensils: $18
V.Š.
Tease Rebel: $78
Tease Heartbreaker: $18
Panties: $16
Bralette: $40
Bra: $60
Total: $265
Hey bitches, first haul on this account!
Bïgłöts- ghost lights-$7 bat lights-$7 purple string lights-$5
Hòt töpîç- Louise socks-$15
B§ñ - classic ghost stories (collector edition)-$25 v for vendetta (my favorite movie of all time) comic-$16, jack skeleton plushie $10, holographic scissors-$10, some k-pop album for my friend (not pictured)-$20?
Total: $115
Guys I’m so confused bc I took those socks from hot töpîç and didn’t beep and then when I got home I realized they have a fucking sensor! But I honestly think they might be fake!!
Also so hype for spooky season as you can see I’m starting to just get random shit, the collectors edition of the ghost stories is just beautifully made omg😍😍
Worry free.
Today I got oil all over my favorite Nike T-shirt. I lifted it a few months ago and have worn it an embarrassing amount of times since. I was upset when I realized there was oil on it, but even then, do you wanna know what the first thought in my head was? “Thank god I didn’t pay for this”. That shirt retails for $40, and it’s a basic ass t-shirt. If I actually spent money on it, I know I would’ve been devastated. But I wasn’t. All I was thinking about was that now I was gonna have to go to the mall and steal another one, nothing but a mere inconvenience. No feeling awful that I spent so much on something so simple and now it’s ruined and I’ll have to spend 40 more dollars to get another one.
And that’s what I love about lifting.
what do you l!ft most frequently?
just curious :o
makeup refills— usually foundation, primer, mascara, concealer :) i also do enjoy a good lift of like batteries, lighters, nail polish and candles.
France$ca’$
I have a friend who works at France$ca’$ and she brought up people who come to the store and lift. She told me that if they think someone is shoplifting that they can’t do or say anything towards the suspect. Instead, they have to call mall security. By the time the mall security arrives, the person usual has already left the store and nothing happens. Not sure if this is for all France$ca’S or just my local one.
She also mentioned how there is also a known lifter in the mall who comes in wearing wigs and disguises. I see a lot of tips about wearing wigs and disguises. Be careful, it might not be as smooth as you think it is.
Good day haul
WH5m1th5 ~ £33.96
H4rry P0tt3r 1 ~ £7.99
H4rry P0tt3r 2 ~ £7.99
H4rry P0tt3r 6 ~ £8.99
H4rry P0tt3r 7 ~ £8.99
Th3 W0rk5 ~ £17
Thicker pens ~ £2 (x2)
Skinny pens ~ £1 (x6)
Ruler bookmark ~ £1
S7yth3r1n Locket ~ £6
H(M)V ~ £25.98
M3t4771c4 shirt ~ £12.99
P1nk F70yd shirt ~ £12.99
Pr1m4rk ~ £33.50
Navy bandana ~ £1.50
Black denim skirt ~ £8
Scrunchies ~ £3
Fishnets(large) ~ £1 (x2)
Fishnets(small) ~ £2
Bandeau top ~ £5
Black top ~ £4
Green top ~ £4
Grey top ~ £4
TJ M4x ~ £15
Rainbow highlight ~ £5
Potion lip gloss ~ £5
Setting powder ~ £5
Body care ~ £21.61
Eyeliner crayon ~ £2.99
5k1nny l1n3r ~ £5
Body collection liner ~ £1.79 (x 3)
C4m3x tub ~ £3
C4m3x vanilla ~ £3.25
N1v34 butt3r b47m ~ £2
Super drug ~ £56.07
Pride vaseline ~ £1.29
C4m3x peach & mango ~ £2.59
C4m3x cherry ~ £2.69
C4m3x strawberry ~ £2.69
C4m3x stick ~ £2.79
C4m3x pineapple & mint ~ £2.79
C4m3x pomegranate ~ £3.25
Burt5 b335 cucumber & mint ~ £3.99
305 strawberry ~ £6.49
Eyeliner ~ £5.50 (x5)
80dy 5h0p ~ £19
Foundation ~ £10
Concealer ~ £9
Gooday haul cont.
8&M ~ £7.57
T45t135 ~ £1.49
F0x'5 ~ £1
T0ff33 cr15p ~ £1
Water ~ £0.59
1rn 8ru (not pictured) ~ £1
F4nc135 ~ £1
F4nt4 grape ~ £1.49
P0und 74nd ~ £5
Cup ~ £1
5k1tt735 ~ £1
3xtr4 gum spearmint ~ £1 (x3)
Can't remember where I got it ~ £28.97
Braid milk ~ £5.99
Curl tonic ~ £5.99
Eco friendly brush ~ £14.99
Hand gel ~ £2
Total
£263.66
Shiny new haul (*´∇`*)
❥Sûpérstorë
Eyeliner- $11.99
❥Clàïrês
Hoops- $12.50
Scrunchies x2- $12
Chokers- $16.50
Earrings + necklace- $16.50
❥Bâth + Bôdy Wórkš
Cherry blossom cream- $13.50
Total saved: $83 :))
Idk if it's cuz I'm getting used to this or what, but I was way too sloppy today. I'm pretty sure the only place I may have been sussed is cláïrês, but y'all. that was a spook and a half. Prolly won't go back for a while >.> but I'm still pretty happy with what I got today:) useless shiny things will be the death of me.