Hi im Hal/ty and i wanna die :,D

THE PARABLE BATTALION! OSDD system, host is Hal/Ty! Collective pronouns: they/it LOOK AT OUR PINNED!!

[slutimilien]

Welcome to our main blog!!!

Find all our various shitposts and more!!

Bonus info:

Our current hyerfixations:

GREEK MYTHOS N OLD TEXTS!!!! AND TRANSFORMERS AND TANKS!!!!

Our age: [REDACTED]

DNI if you are: Terfs, Exclusionists, aphobes, gatekeepers, ablemeds(is that the term?) anti systems of any kind, non-truamagenic systems.

Thank you! Please use my ask box if you want to! I will delete anything that makes me uncomfortable. Please ask about my hyperfixations 😃🔫

All posts are marked with which alter posted them, and if anyone makes any of us uncomfortable we will make it clear :)

You are totally fine to ask whos in front when making an ask, as well! :)

Please use tone tags: we are collectively autisitc.

[slutimilien]

Local robot in peril!!!!!!!!! genyatta demons want me drawing when i have UNI WORK TO DO!!!

[slutimilien]

I MANAGED ART YAYYY

[slutimilien]

I need to draw genyatta so bad but i have ART BLOCK im fonna SHOOT SOMEONE slash not serious

[butchgenji]

zenyatta is the first person in history to say "i can fix him" about a broken angry shell of a man and actually succeed. like he did that he fixed him

[butchgenji]

zenyatta is the first person in history to say "i can fix him" about a broken angry shell of a man and actually succeed. like he did that he fixed him

[plowolffe]

[rocknets]

the BEST plowolffe dynamic is Wolffe, deeply enraged by the world around him while plo just exudes that one john mulaney quote

[gleaming-glasses]

The B1s remind me of the banana guards

Audio from Adventure Time s6e3, James II

[automatonz]

Thinking about the fact that canonically, r2-d2 hijacked a ship and went on a stormtrooper killing spree all by himself just to save c-3po.

[automatonz]

Counterparts babyyyyy.

[gleaming-glasses]

More bounty hunter stuff

Audio from The Amazing World of Gumball s2 ep17, The Bumpkin

[iftheresaproblem-whatever]

The most important part of the “Mandalorian and Grogu” trailer 😁✊🏻💜

[naiad-r]

I’m going feral over your PloWolffe dads series. I even searched for something similar on ao3 but it doesn’t exist. I would cry for any au crumbs you could share <3

Yup, Plowolffe is a rare, rare pair. 😔

I have to make my own food if there's to be any AU involving them.

Here you go, anon. A crumb of Plo and Wolffe holding their whole world in their arms.

[slutimilien]

Doodles of tons of stuff!!

We havent posted in forever ignore the yaoi

[fridgrave]

pocket-sized bf

[fridgrave]

pocket-sized bf