Sluts & Sarcasm

Snarky sex worker/meme slut

[slopaganda]

on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

[slopaganda]

[slopaganda]

wait actually

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

[slutsandsarcasm]

They’re in love

[brat-grrl2]

Im not trying to rip on your profession at all, I’m just wondering your personal opinion: when describe clients who seem to have it all (incredible home, great personality, money, etc) why do you believe they seek escorts/prostitutes/whatever you’d like to call them when they could hypothetically sleep with or pull any woman they want without hire?

a few reasons just from my personal experience:

- little spare time 2 date or maintain a relationship 

- divorce/relationships ending. still wanting female company but not being ready for another relationship. even casual dating requires some level of emotional investment in the other person 

- choice & variety, literally having an adult candy shop full of women 

- enjoying or wanting 2 explore certain kinks 

- married or in a relationship but not having a sex life / not having a fulfilling sex life 

- disposable income & sex is fun

- some men just really want the TLC, attention, complete focus & pampering that escorts provide 

- minimal effort, clients dont need 2 woo, charm or impress us. as long as they cover the basics of client etiquette then they can relax, be themselves, think of themselves & enjoy themselves

- quite simply, they’re horny .. & why jerk off when u have the financial means 2 hire an escort 

- & why invest time looking for a hook up when u can have ur carefully selected girl on ur doorstep in a couple of hrs 

- escapism 

[slutsandsarcasm]

When there’s lipstick on the base of your strap on harness you know you’ve really made it re: dating a fantastic slut

[brat-grrl2]

I've reported you to the IRS. Good luck, bitch.

ya i did hear that they’re taking a special interest in UK residents who pay their taxes this yr

[slutsandsarcasm]

*dungeons and dragons dude walks into a brothel*

Yeah hi I’m looking for a natural 20

[slutsandsarcasm]

Never met a bitch or a dick too thick for me

[slutsandsarcasm]

*walks up to a queer couple* okay so which one of you plays shooters and which one of you doesn’t even do the main quest in open worlds?

[slutsandsarcasm]

you’ve seen ‘Say Yes to the Dress’, now get ready for

Say ‘Hooty Hoo’ to the Shoe

[heartshapedbasil]

are there any milfs online, please it’s urgent

[slutsandsarcasm]

🙃

[justsomeantifas]

why does everyone tryn polarize stem and the arts when they both coincide so frequently it is impossible to draw any clear divide between what is and is not.

[communistcrystalgems]

As an artist Im constantly looking up the workings of muscles, examining the wY mine move, and translating that to paper.

And dont even get me STARTED on perspective and the movement of light.

[justsomeantifas]

FUCKIN SAY THAT 👏👏👏👏👏

i study math and the most goddamn useful thing to ever learn was how to draw … you draw a lottttt in mathematics

[hoothootmotherf-ckers]

Environmental science here, and oh my god scientists need to learn how to write well and at least the basics of graphic design. It’s so bad, and you need it if you want any funding. No one’s going to look at your data if it’s ugly or inaccessible, no matter how important it is. 

[bpd-sisyphe]

STEM and arts should stop fighting each other and unite against our common enemies; business and law students.

[slutsandsarcasm]

Lesbian couples have been uniting STEM and the arts a sensible 2-4 times a week this whole time folks keep up

[hightherehowyoudoin]

as a stem major I find it offensive to include art into it. I love art and all, but it’s like comparing apples and oranges

They do relate with each other like in engineering to draw out blueprints, graphs in math, and drawing structures in science, but that’s only a small aspect

art is nothing like stem

stem is stem bc they all relate with each other 🤦🏻‍♀️

[slutsandsarcasm]

The OP isn’t saying it’s the same thing 🙄 just that they shouldn’t be presented as opposites.

Also, why would you be offended by that? Kinda implies that you think art is beneath you...

[slutsandsarcasm]

[slutsandsarcasm]

When you give ya ADD girl a bag of skittles and she knows which colour is your favourite 😭😍

[sh-ocking]

Mantra: everything I want falls into my lap

[slutsandsarcasm]

Is this about me finally sending you that skirt? 😂

[help-mywife]

help my wife cries at the table every time we go out for dinner because she says she gets overwhelmed by how beautiful i am and then i start to cry too

[slutsandsarcasm]

This is me 😭😂

[slutsandsarcasm]

I’ve done it. I’ve found the best things

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-