slob on my knob

like corn on a cob

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[dogpuppy]

[dreadgf]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[rnismatch]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[badassdemonsword]

Benson Boone was created when mormon scientists combined goldendoodle semen and dirty mountain dew in a vial

[dogpuppy]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[silvermoon424]

Heyyyy besties, was anyone gonna tell me that Hunter Schafer's character in Euphoria loves and namedrops PMMM or was I just supposed to stumble upon that factoid on TV Tropes myself

[silvermoon424]

[dogpuppy]

[toskarin]

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

[omni-rhombus]

Lemme look something up...

[omni-rhombus]

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

[captain-price-unofficially]

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

[foone]

[dogpuppy]

That’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch!!!!