anybody got any tips on shoplifting from amazon lol
yes i know it’s an online store but god i want everything
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anybody got any tips on shoplifting from amazon lol
yes i know it’s an online store but god i want everything
after being gone from the community so long, most of my previous favs are gone. but i see so many newbies and tbh its cute, like yall have so much to learn :’)
anyway, im seriously lacking in lifting posts on my dash soooo
REBLOG IF YOU:
lift (duh)
post tips + hauls
live w/ someone who DOESNT know
have lifting stories
are brokegang
are in skool
are 16+
you DONT have to be all of the above !!
but itd be nice if you were at least 4/7
PSA: i follow from @bitchinthin
all of the above (except posting hauls)
Essential watching
There’s certain movies and tv shows that over the years I’ve taken note of and applied their guidance to what I do.
Movies:
Oceans 11:
(A lot of good general advice on how to behave during a lift, and the effectiveness of planning.)
Oceans 8:
(Planning, planning, planning.)
Shooting Fish:
(It’s all about the confidence.)
Catch me if you can:
(Goes through a number of common cons still used, and helps to show you how to think like an investigator, use that to not get caught.)
The Last Of Shiela:
(Murder Mystery, look at things from all the angles.)
Tv shows:
Hustle:
(British, about conmen in London, covers a lot of classic cons)
The Real Hustle:
(real life version of Hustle in which actors try out the cons on the general public)
Leverage:
(basically the American version of Hustle, but the characters are former conmen who have decided to rob from evil conmen to recompense their victims, way better than Hustle imho.)
Murder She Wrote:
(Only bother with the first four seasons, while it was a whodunnit, rather than a howcatchem. Think like an investigator, think about who’s watching, think about how they get caught. Don’t murder people.)
CSI:
(First season of the original is required watching. Plan your caper so Gil Grissom would have a hard time convicting you.)
Its not enough to think like a thief. You have to think like the person who’s looking for you. And if you’re thinking I take this shit too seriously, I’ll just remind you, I’ve been stealing all my life, and I’ve never been caught.
reblog and add the name of the store you find easiest to lift from
sally beauty supply
Walmart
Victoria secret (panties and makeup only)
bath and body works/Victoria secret
Nike store and Victoria secret and Ulta and Steve Madden
Victorias secret lush sephora
Hobby Lobby, old navy, JCP & Khols!! 😍😍
ulta
Hot topic, Claire’s
Petsmart
American apparel
CVS, Rue21, Claire’s
target, sally beauty
Dicks sporting goods
Walmart, target, kohls, victorias secret for panties makeup and fragrence.
Target, Walmart and Toys R Us
Lush, Walmart, and Michaels
sephora and any dollar store
Forevrr21 biiitvh
Torrid, tj maxx, marshalls, ulta, dollar tree, petco/petsmart
urbàn öutfïtters, sûperdrug, topshôp, lûsh !!
Wal-Mart, Sephora, Hot Topic, Torrid, Jo-Ann’s, Petsmart ETC
Ulta, hot topic, Charlotte Russe, Clair’s/Icing
Staples and JoAnns
hot topic
F21, HT for sure
Sally and F21 + dollar stores
V$, U0 421(when i find something untagged) 🙄
Prïmark and boots 😍😍
Dicks Sporting Goods and Hot Topic
Lush because I can get literally any item no problem unlike every other store
Cotton On, Supre, Valleygirl (basically any clothing store with no tags and young SAs tbh)
La Senza, Ardene, Lush, dollar store
tjmaxx
lush, bath and body works, vs, pink
H/&/M, ŴH Sm¡th’s, T-K Måxx
Goodwill (no security whatsoever, also company is totally corrupt so don’t give me shit about the whole “they’re good and do charity” thing)
i love antis who are like “shoplifting makes you a shitty person” like duh i have no moral compass or sense of guilt of course i’m a shitty person, the fact that i lift has very little to do with it, it’s just a result lol
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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
May your memes always be dank
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
May your memes always be dank
reblog if ur an lgbt+ lifter 🏳️🌈
or, if you’re a supporter💖
Both of us are!! -mod peach
Ace Aro 🏳️🌈💗
Pan + nonbinary/agender here 🌈
Lesbian 🌈❤️
hella gay
So many girls in the community are lesbians honestly who do I have to pay to get a lifter gf
Honestly
WHATTT I’m lesbian too my bois
Reblog if youre a lesbian/bi lifter ✨
Gayest of them all.
Lesbian. in a relationship with a super awesome girl who does not lift. she’s amazing but i worry some day she’ll get tired of dating someone with like no moral compass.
after being gone from the community so long, most of my previous favs are gone. but i see so many newbies and tbh its cute, like yall have so much to learn :’)
anyway, im seriously lacking in lifting posts on my dash soooo
REBLOG IF YOU:
lift (duh)
post tips + hauls
live w/ someone who DOESNT know
have lifting stories
are brokegang
are in skool
are 16+
you DONT have to be all of the above !!
but itd be nice if you were at least 4/7
PSA: i follow from @bitchinthin
I kind of wanna hear stories about how everyone got into lifting, whether it be a “ANARCHY1!!1!” thing or just “cause I want free shit” thing. I just wanna hear, leave your stories bbies 💜
… I was pissed at my parents, poor, and wanted to be rebellious (I was 12 okay)
ANARCHY1!!1!
My parents are split and I don’t like asking them for stupid stuff like makeup and clothes
My best friend lost her job and had to sell a ton of shit to pay for her rent, so I lifted it all back for her and more when I was a teenager. Now that I’m older and into lifting again, it’s because I realize corporate greed and American capitalism are evil
money is fake and im mentally ill and get a unique rush when lifting
i started bc i found liftblr and realised that i could have all the things i wanted even tho i was poor af …….and then i became even poorer and had to legit lift to support a healthy lifestyle haha
capitalism is evil + im broke as fuck and had no job until like..a month ago lol
i have expensive taste sigh
Grew up with an abusive mother who wouldn’t even provide for me the bare minimum and anything she ever bought for me was really for herself in the end LOL. My dad is not in a financially stable place to be supportive either so I try not to ask him for anything. Started lifting to get essentials at about 13, now I have everything I need and lift all the things I want.
Also, ANARCHY.
i wants silly band rings when u was 8 but now i’m mentally kaplooied and money is obsolete
I had a really fucked up friend group at the age of 14 who lifted and I just did what they did. I got caught and my record got expunged. Took a long ass hiatus and now I lift to feel joy lmfaoo
And I feel like buying things and paying for them is ridiculous
i was seven and i lifted a seashell decoration. i kept lifting because my family was (is) broke af. i like being able to wear nice clothes like every other kid at school and i like being able to give people nice things for the holidays. i also have literally no moral compass and i don’t feel guilt.
Lifter Asks
Not trying to call anyone out, but I’m reposting since OP, (littletinylifter-blog), (I’m only listing it to give credit), reblogs outside of the community and original post has 1000+ notes. These seem fun and I want people to ask while being safer!
1) Alone or partner?
2) Rush, broke or both?
3) Fav store?
4) Estimated total?
5) What kind of tags have you successfully taken off?
6) Ever caught?
7) Scariest time?
8) Biggest tip for newbies?
9) What is your most lifted item/item category?
10) Biggest haul?
11) Favorite lifted item?
12) First time? How and why did you start?
13) Age started?
14) How long have you been a lifter?
15) How long have you been in the community?
16) Ever took a time off? For how long and why?
17) Lift wish list?
18) Whats too far or too much?
19) How often?
20) What the most you think you could lift in a day?
21) Largest single item lifted? How?
22) Favorite story?
23) How many people know IRL?
24) Do you often lift for other people? if so who? Do they know it was lifted?
25) Fav lifting blog?
HMU y’all!!
Ask and I’ll ask back ✨
Ask me i wanna answer questions <3
reblogging to answer
1) alone
2) idc
3) f0rev3r2l, w@lmar+, g00dw!ll
4) to be honest, id on’t know. probably close to 20k usd
5) gator tags, rfids, the kind that need magents, idk what they’re called, spider wrap. idk if i could do em all now tho, i took a break for a few years. my skills are rusty and i feel like a noob.
6) nope.
7) the one and only time i lifted from t@rg3t. never again.
8) take it slow, fam. always scope out stores and plan first. if u get caught, CONFESS NOTHING.
9) clothes, usually from g00dw!ll.
10) i don’t really haul. biggest i’ve ever done was about 400 usd. spider wrap is a bitch.
11) when i was 7 i lifted a seashell (garden decoration shing, idk) from a d0llar tr33 store. it was the first thing i ever lifted and it’s my lucky charm.
12) just said my first time. i started at seven and lifted until 14. i quit for a while but now i’m getting back in the game. i did it because my family is poor af and i saw everyone around me wearing nice clothes and i wanted that. also, i don’t really feel guilt.
13) seven
14) i lifted for seven years straight but now i’m just starting up again. i quit a couple years ago due to mental health issues. it’s really hard to rob the local mall when you’re having a panic attack on the floor.
15) just got into the community this past month or so. i haven’t made any frens yet, but i’m hopeful. :D
16) i took 2 ish yrs off. i have ocd, anxiety, and depression, and probabbly a host of other mental health issues. lifting was harmful to my brain so i quit. but baby now i’m baaaaack.
17) is “everything on planet earth” too general? honestly, i want some nice makeup, a decent computer or tablet for writing and watching porn, and a bunch of shit to boost. 16 and broke over here, y’all.
18) when you prey on individuals or small businesses, you can fuck off.
19) 2x a week. or just once, if it’s complex. i need planning time.
20) prolly about 1k usd. idk.
21) beats headphones. concealed in fluffy scarf/ jacket thing. snuck over to fabric isle and messed around in fabric while using an s3 key for the spiderwrap. re-concealed in fabric. went into restroom (right by fabric) and unboxed them. tore up box and flushed it. hid beats in a pouch in my bag. i was 13 and it was a pretty damn good for that age.
22) see #21
23) just my girlfren. i have other frens i would tell but it never comes up. my bff is super moral so he would basically hate me forever.
24) i lift holiday gifts. nobody knows.
25) idk. i’m very new to this tumblr thing. i want more of a community right now. my parents think i’m basically human garbage and i feel like i’m falling apart. i need more people who won’t judge me for how i live my life.
the signs as lifting things
Aries: that first lipstick that you impulse stole
Taurus: overly helpful persistent SA
Gemini: really cute and detailed hauls and guides
Cancer: stealing the “we prosecute shoplifters” sign
Leo: that one friend that steals all her clothes & makeup and introduced you to lifting
Virgo: “treat yo self” hauls
Libra: “Do barcodes set off alarms??”
Scorpio: makes a shitload of money off boosting their lifted stuff
Sagittarius: lol fuck it *conceals on camera*
Capricorn: *posts $800 haul* ugh i know it’s not much and i wanted more but
Aquarius: lifts a huge amount of stuff and gives it to their friends
Pisces: that newbie that asks for jcp sephora tips
As a Taurus, I am offended.
I’m definitely stealing that shoplifting sign.
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